adheesh-sharma

For the first 2 minutes I thought that its a spoof on Karan Johar movies. Then I realized what I was in for! 3 long hours of pure crap. I went with very low expectations. But I was secretly praying that Fanaa would not be a simple love story. It would be something with a twist like 1947 - Earth.

Kajol looked great though. But rest everything is so totally crappy. There are thousands of close-ups, obscene sentimental background score at every 2nd dialog.

Amir was a big disappointment. He has proved the innocence of Shahrukh Khan - "If the director is adamant for sentimental crap, you can not do anything about it". I liked first 3-4 instances of Shayari. But after 10 minutes, it started giving me a headache. It was like the sound of a big metal trunk being dragged on the floor. Yes, his expressions are becoming repetitive and his tummy is getting bigger. I guess he is stressed because he is pregnant.

Fanaa was worse than Kal Ho Na Ho and slightly better than Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon.

So bad, they chose this very cute kid to play young Rehan. Otherwise I would have hunted him down and given him the beating of his life. The child's character was so boring and irritating. Something like Amisha Patel; cute, but irritatingly stupid/retarded.

The biggest itch in the balls : I can't find people who share my view. Especially girls are going crazy about this movie, as expected. Indian audience doesn't deserve good movies.