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Not the best Brett as Holmes episode but also not the worst he and Mr Hardwicke were excellent just like always and the rest of the cast was good with one incredibly annoying exception. There are multiple reviews from people saying how amazing Freddie Jones was in this but he was basically a small talking cow chewing cud with the most sensitive mic ever made fixed somewhere inside his mouth so no sound went unheard and he hammed it up so completely he makes Steven Seagal look like Daniel Day Lewis by comparison. When not chewing cud or loudly and obviously devouring the scenery he was sucking on hard candy constantly moving it around in his mouth while he talked and when the hard candy was no more he picked up an apple and you could see bits of it in his intermittently gaped wide open mouth and when he talked the other actors had to dive out of the way so they weren't blinded by bits of the fruit constantly flying at them. My suggestion for people to get through this if they're having difficulty concentrating on anything other Mr Eds bovine cousin put cc on and when ever you see his face hit mute and turn the sound back on when you think he's done.

I think it would have been impossible to top the first movie and while Art will never supplant Jason Freddy Michael and Leatherface he sits comfortably behind whatever order you put those guys in. The GORE, in bold for a reason was at an insane level making this as close to horror porn (not a bad thing when done well) as possible but each wound each blow each skull cap removed was a masterpiece of practical effects merged with CGI, I'm only guessing CGI was involved because at no point was it obvious but a couple of wounds shown after an Artattack would at least in my mind be impossible without some technological help. I enjoyed this as much as or slightly more than i expected to knowing the first movie is one of my all time favorites.

Almost immediately the "star" blows his own credibility, first with the usual garbage of "my life is over if I'm caught revealing this" but then conclusively when talking about his insider, the basis of all the nonsense to follow by saying this "he worked for a super secret government agency back in the 70's .... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT". 3:08 in when discussing his eyewitness to this fairytale he can't pinpoint the most basic information of "Joe's" background. Ive never made a (pseudo) documentary but I'm positive if this was my project if this came out of this mans mouth I would have stopped and said "if you don't know the date of his employment make it up for the camera because no one will believe anything that follows". I watched it all mainly to see if anything was said or shown to change my opinion on the (non) existence of MIB's which it did not but there was one interesting bit that I've never seen or heard before, that humans were the men in black and not odd looking shapeshifting aliens. I haven't watch every MIB documentary or YouTube video but this was the first time that part of the narrative was changed, doesn't mean that it's never been presented this way just that I haven't seen it.