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Are we just going to ignore the fact that at some point it's not going to be winter and he's gonna melt? What's she gonna do, keep him in a freezer?

Why can't anyone be mad on Christmas? Why is the jail cell green? Why does the sheriff have a flip phone in 2024? How would sex with a snowman actually work?

Surprisingly, there are some great one liners though, especially from the Sheriff.

Who is the targeted audience? Desperate single women? Surely kids aren't watching this, right?

I'm really glad I spent a few hours on Christmas Eve watching this. Time well spent. I somehow feel a little bit dumber than I used to be.

Great visuals. They did a good job of filming every scene to make everything look super creepy. Acting is mostly good, but I absolutely hated the husband's character. I get that he had to be that way to keep the story going, but man it's frustrating.