Badpoet99

Written in 2 days for $500.

I was poor.

At first I thought I was pulling a fast one because it was so easy. And hilarious - I couldn't write dialogue with "R's", for instance, because I was told the Czech "actresses" wouldn't be able to pronounce them.

Wrote a dozen more, but grew horribly depressed once I found out rape scenes with candles and god knows what else was being filmed in my name. But, I was paid.

I pray no more of these leak out over the years. Should have used a pseudonym like "Duke Fontaine" or even "Ryam Janes".

-The Writer