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Okay. This is probably one of my favorite books of all time. I can't even begin to explain how they screw this up in the movie. I sat down, EXCITED and watched this film, and got up DEPRESSED and wanting to cry. It wasn't as if I was depressed by the sad content of the film, but the quality made me physically ill. Don't waste your time on it. The only reason why I gave it that one star is because the book deserves ten. The actors in this movie couldn't work out of a paper bag. I kept screaming "Where's Keanu!?" and "Why! Why!" I wish they wouldn't of made "Beans..." into a film, because this book is the one book I wanted to turn into a movie. And I think that with my minimal movie making skills, mine would look like "Citizen Kane" compared to this elementary garbage.

Okay, now, when I first saw that the title of this movie was S.I.C.K., and read the plot summary, I didn't have very high expectations. But even I had no idea that this movie was as much of a waste of reel as it is. I'm just happy that I didn't pay to rent it.

This film is beyond comprehension. It's just THAT stupid. The acting is pathetic. I didn't expect Oscar-worthy performances or anything, but hey, they could've tried. Also, the gore is the fakest crap I've ever seen in my life. I think AL GORE is scarier than this movie.

I suggest EVERYBODY rent this if they want a laugh, but if you want to actually see a horror movie that chills, keep looking.