Wally-E

In all my years of watching movies, I have been disappointed. Never in all my time have I ever felt that I found a movie worth even a second of my attention, much less my money. Well today I found a movie, nay a masterpiece on YouTube worth every single microsecond that I devoted to it. This masterpiece has revitalized my faith in art and even my faith in God, this will forever be the greatest thing ever made.

This doesn't just set an impossible bar for infomercials, but for everything made before and since in every medium. Even water is not as vital as this godsend of a commercial. If I ever have kids, they will not be asking Santa mere toys for Christmas, they will be begging me to put this on, and on I shall put it. This should be shown to every person on earth and translated to every language, even the dead ones. No one person should go without seeing this, and if they do I will make it my personal duty to make sure they do not miss out on perfection.

Much like Venom last year, Cats is a "worst movie of the year" that isn't all that bad. The movie has its fair share of flaws, but the bright spots are very bright.

The CGI isn't as eye bleed worthy as I thought it would be, the comedy was missplaced in some parts but in others made me chuckle, the singing was inconsistent, however, mostly good, as was the acting, and overall look of the film was decent. By far my biggest complaint is the lack of a compiling naritive. The film was unclear in what its plot was until fairly far in, and even when it did lay out its master plan I felt it was far too simple for a movie as long and as costly as this one was.

What saves the movie is beautiful singing from Jennifer Hudson among others, and musical set pieces that are a joy to watch. I don't think I will re-watch this anytime soon, but I kinda glad I did at least once.