lucas739

Daniel Stison unbelievably isn't the weather vane for quality in this film, he's terrible as always, its Eric Roberts. When you see his name in the cast list...run. I can't remember anything he's been in that's been decent.

Back to the film, you could spend all day bemoaning some of the ridiculous decision making when it comes to the action scenes but, compared to Last Man Down, they're more polished.

Stison has to get his top off at the end, i'm surprised it took so long, Peter Stormare is at that stage of his career where he's happy to wade in feces, ham it up and pocket the money.

All in this is Stison's best effort, which doesn't say a lot if you consider his previous output, but i do detect a very slight increase in quality from the diminutive beefcake.

I watched this film expecting to hate it but came away with a positive opinion.

It's a mash up of several adventure/treasure genres which, at times, seem like almost a rip off.

Dialogue isn't the best but thankfully there's less chat and more action.

A note of concern surrounds Natalie Portman, is she transitioning into a Caitlyn Jenner clone?

Once seen you can't unsee it!

A strong cast and decent action scenes make me give it a 6 though 5.5 wouldn't have been a bad call if it was an option.

Overall it tries and sometimes fails but for a bit of light hearted entertainment it kind of fits the bill.

This is just a poor movie. Some ridiculous scenes make you wonder which ones are the zombies. Ground floor campfires and plenty of noise seem to be the order of the day. Stealth/low profile is not on the agenda.

Just so many glaring plot inconsistencies make it a real difficult watch. Now there are some people out there who have no internal barometer of film quality and will just watch any old pulp, then jump on here and pronounce that a pile of faeces is actually a chocolate cake and subsequently give it a ridiculously high score. It makes me wonder if zombies have developed typing skills.

This is one chocolate cake i would suggest not taking a slice of.