Billygoat

Looks like the product of a group of children who grabbed a camera and said "Let's make a movie!". Stilted clichéd dialogue, no sense of place (are they in Miami? California? New York? WTF knows); no discernible plot structure (almost like a David Lynch movie but without the cool weirdness); a soundtrack that appears to be an amateurish attempt to copy that of a John Carpenter movie; and terrible acting.

I came across this movie while searching for motorcycle films, and was predisposed to liking it. I also liked Chuck Zito in Oz (where he was a minor character but nevertheless a noticeable presence) as well as in Sons of Anarchy where he appeared in one season- (probably appearing more for the fact that he's a known member of the Hell's Angels than for his acting ability) . Given that he's not a real actor, giving him a lead role was a big mistake.

So bad I couldn't watch more than 30 minutes of this.