Cyborganna

I will always yearn for more noir caped-capers from the genius visionary that is Sandy Collora. Clark Bartram is THE definitive comic-to-screen Batman: The perfect blend of brawn and charisma attired to finely honed/restrained/faithful perfection. All the crossing overs aside, the core of this masterpiece of a Film-short is exactly how I imagined grimy Gotham existing in the real World without sacrificing that precious Bat-iconography. Christopher Nolan NEVER came close to this, ever. Not even in the same zip-code, scratch that, entire Batverse. I will forever remain irked at the blandness of Nolan and awed by the brilliance of Collora! Hollyweird is so very, utterly, clueless.

This review contains no spoilers, it's all provably BS. Go watch the: 'Lies of Leaving Neverland' Film, then watch this. Then notice every single time these two smirking Clowns stifle laughter as they lie about the most heinous crime known to Humanity, in front of an audience filled with actual CSA victims. Think about that. Then think about the Woman platforming this horrendous sham. Absolute Evil all round.

I give this Film a 2, just because I'm a massive fan of the 'Mable Hornets' web series ~ So it gets the first point for that alone, and, I give the extra point for Doug Jones' involvement with it (He's one of Hollywood's most underrated Stars, IMO). But that's it.

This Movie bears none of the originality, nor sinister foreboding contained within the outstanding 'Marble Hornets' web series. It's just very standard, bland, mediocre horror fare, that focuses way too much on God-awful jump scares, and not enough on creating actual paranoia based fear and eerie tension like the brilliant 'Marble Hornets' series did by the Fleet-load.

And our Slender Man/Operator has been shrunk down to the size of a regular Guy, who looks like He's had a hankie thrown over His face, who's only shown in pathetic static little blips. What a waste of the aforementioned awesome Doug Jones. You'd think that a Feature-length Movie featuring 'Slender Man'/'The Operator' would create a much more substantial monster than the one delivered here.

When a 0 budget monster, in a web series, is infinitely more terrifying than the one served up in a Movie ~ You know that Movie has failed on all fronts.

Go marathon 'Marble Hornets' right from the 'Introduction' video, and see how this sh*t is meant to be done! (Best viewed at Night, curtains open, with very hot black Coffee)