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...watch this, do this again, think of it, talk of it, ask why ... S..t happens, even when taking 95 mil USD to occur. 95 million USD would have been better used on anything else ... really. A mock of the book , a mock of the characters. Julianne Moore is the old hag turned sexed vamp , Bridges is more of a beggar than the cynical cool hearted teacher, battling an non-descript made-up accent. It is a total mess. And under average for the genre as well. Full of stereotypes, boring if not idiotic sometimes and .... uffff I absolutely hate it when "noobs" get to play with big ideas or idiots get to thrash big ideas in order to recover their money. Stories like the story of Tom Ward and his teacher belong to all of us, stop stomping your muddy feet on them !!! There is a reason they were best-sellers ... cause we liked them as they were written !!!

I would like to mention that there is a certain lack of aura in the main character, a thing Keanu really put into his act. The acting is decent enough, but there is nothing of Keanu's nerve in his acting. Whereas Reeve's took his line breaks at the exact moment they were needed to emphasize the act, this Constantine is looking as if he were chased by a dozen monsters when trying to explain something or even having a casual talk. Moreover, the thick irish accent doesn't quite complement his voice and our expectancy of the mature all-knowing fatigue of his character. His act is somehow better suited for a teenager Constantine rather than the bad-arse evil-banning guy we all loved.