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Sweetheart Video brings back four massage porn couples for "Lesbian Rubdown", an okay compilation of old footage.
From "Lesbian Massage Volume 3", busty Kayla Kayden is delightful, as a client, in giving pig-tailed Charlotte Stokley (a porn vet almost uniquely able to still sell her character as a naive youngster) a lot more than she bargained for.
From the 7th volume in that series, talented performers Anna Claire Clouds (as masseuse) and Izzy Lush run through cornball massage porn cliches.
The other two segments, from volumes #4 and #6, feature lovely Scarlett Sage and Whitney Wright administering the rubdowns.
From "Lesbian Massage Volume 3", busty Kayla Kayden is delightful, as a client, in giving pig-tailed Charlotte Stokley (a porn vet almost uniquely able to still sell her character as a naive youngster) a lot more than she bargained for.
From the 7th volume in that series, talented performers Anna Claire Clouds (as masseuse) and Izzy Lush run through cornball massage porn cliches.
The other two segments, from volumes #4 and #6, feature lovely Scarlett Sage and Whitney Wright administering the rubdowns.
Ron Jeremy delivered this mess, posing as a VHS porn feature built around starlet Cherry Hill (a/k/a Cheri Hill). If his goal was to irritate me, he succeeded.
Pet Peeve: The credits have half the cast listed playing "Herself" or "Himself", which is incorrect and misleading. Everyone is playing a character, but mindless people seem to think that porn acting is worthless by definition, so they're just "playing themselves".
For example, Billy Dee plays a silly character named Billy Ray but it stills says "Himself" for his credit. Cheri Hill plays "Herself", but she's cast as a teen celebrating her 18th birthday, who happens to be named Cheri Hill. Britt Morgan plays her mom and is credited as "Mom" and is obviously too young for that role, and so on.
The cast has sex scenes with dumb dialogue, ending up in a poorly edited orgy that is Cheri's supposed birthday party. Jeremy's direction is embarrassing, especially a below-amateur device of Cheri getting phone calls from Billy that merely have his voice off-camera sounding like he's standing nearby (which he apparently is).
Title song is a ridiculous imitation of the familiar Fats Domino hit, setting the tone for a crappy movie to follow.
Pet Peeve: The credits have half the cast listed playing "Herself" or "Himself", which is incorrect and misleading. Everyone is playing a character, but mindless people seem to think that porn acting is worthless by definition, so they're just "playing themselves".
For example, Billy Dee plays a silly character named Billy Ray but it stills says "Himself" for his credit. Cheri Hill plays "Herself", but she's cast as a teen celebrating her 18th birthday, who happens to be named Cheri Hill. Britt Morgan plays her mom and is credited as "Mom" and is obviously too young for that role, and so on.
The cast has sex scenes with dumb dialogue, ending up in a poorly edited orgy that is Cheri's supposed birthday party. Jeremy's direction is embarrassing, especially a below-amateur device of Cheri getting phone calls from Billy that merely have his voice off-camera sounding like he's standing nearby (which he apparently is).
Title song is a ridiculous imitation of the familiar Fats Domino hit, setting the tone for a crappy movie to follow.
The lights turned off is considered an aphrodisiac in this series of pointless sex vignettes, all performed on a couch.
Instead of special effects or any sort of fantasy, each scene simply has the lights going off (as if a sudden power failure), which causes the character to be horny, and a fantasy character arrives to f*ck them, then disappear when the lights are fully restored.
Silliest scene tries (poorly) for comedy: Billy Dee is Jade East's nerdy husband who suggests they do something exciting this evening on the couch: he insists that balancing their checkbook is just the thing. While she goes to fetch it, the lights go out, and suddenly horny Billy removes his glasses and f*cks her upon her return.
Mindless exercise was reissued two years later with a scene involving star Fallon and Ray Victory replaced by one featuring Ray with Jean Afrique instead.
Instead of special effects or any sort of fantasy, each scene simply has the lights going off (as if a sudden power failure), which causes the character to be horny, and a fantasy character arrives to f*ck them, then disappear when the lights are fully restored.
Silliest scene tries (poorly) for comedy: Billy Dee is Jade East's nerdy husband who suggests they do something exciting this evening on the couch: he insists that balancing their checkbook is just the thing. While she goes to fetch it, the lights go out, and suddenly horny Billy removes his glasses and f*cks her upon her return.
Mindless exercise was reissued two years later with a scene involving star Fallon and Ray Victory replaced by one featuring Ray with Jean Afrique instead.
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