jenx-29906

I watched the first 5 minutes and could hardly believe a movie could be so bad so immediately. I then gave it another 10 minutes. Let's just say I have regrets. Please save yourselves the mind melting wtf's of this movie.

Acting 0 stars Script 0 stars Direction 0 stars Sets 1 star for the set designers and builders who did their best on a budget of 30 nickels and a bucket of pi*s

Micheal Madsen and the guy playing the second host look almost like crypt keepers on deaths door.

Movies like this always baffle me at the thought of how many HORRIBLE actors are available to fill such a cast. Everyone else is phoning it in for their mini paycheck.

Many people will like the design of the killers but proceed at your own risk.

I like dramatic movies. I don't need escapism in my movies. I don't mind good remakes either! What I don't like is when a drama is sold and even paced like a comedy but it's a mind numbing look into a marriage gone off the rails that doesn't make you care if they fix it. There's no love shown. There's nothing but bleakness. My last thought was "get a divorce already!"

At 28 minutes, after what felt like a five minute scene of going in circles while yelling over the sound of a helicopter I was ready to peace out! This is just an annoying film and the awesome actors can't save it!