Der_Schnibbler

This is not a movie where you watch a bunch of boring characters stare into space, do weird things that make no sense, or move at a snail's pace toward some underwhelming revelation proving a "profound" point you could care less about. No imbecile is going to sit here and say this is "beautiful" or "a different kind of zombie film" or "a slow burn" when it's actually insipid trash.

What we have here is a legitimately entertaining zombie movie that hits all the right spots. Good pacing, perfect balance between gross and ridiculous, just the right amount of humor at the right times, and it increases the tension as it goes along.

It's sad to say but this is a rare find nowadays with all the garbage passing for horror.

Great film.

Cute little film class project, I guess.

The plot is boring and makes no sense. Characters have emotionally strong reactions to situations that weren't fleshed out, so the whole thing just seems comical at best.

It makes an attempt at a "deeper" plot but by the time it even gets there, you'll have long since checked out.

At every single turn, the question is, "Who cares?"

The score is corny and predictable. "Sad" music doesn't make a ridiculous conversation serious. It just makes it dumber.

A few incredibly lame attempts at leftist rhetoric. I don't know, something about "white guys have it like this but black guys have it like that" or some such nonsense.

Not even the naked chicks can save this.

God knows why I sat through this.