kofila

... put the movie down big time for me. I should start there. The vanilla teenage girl playlist pushed in there against the action and constant murdering. It gave me this 90s young adult tv show feeling. Well. Then the accents. Why Andy has american accent? Why the 1000 year italian guy has italian accent? She could not have been born with it. Italian guy did. American accent is such a new unnatural thing for someone living thousands years. Or is she switching accents and languages all the time? I don't know. It made me think about the logic of it a lot. Yes, I was a bit too much maybe. Otherwise nice action flic. Some cool moments of nice camera work, some corny dialogue but not too much, decent storyline, not too interesting tho, but overall fun.

Reading here all the comments about how twisted and dark this is makes me just sad. Sad for those that find these dull pointless skits interesting and above se any random teenager's imagination. They felt to me more like the boring parts of a regular tuesday's dream from an average night. Not only the stories have no real depth or even ending in some cases, the humour is missing for most of it. In a sketch show created by a comedian I would expect at least that in some amount. But no.. Instead we have endless pile of prostetic penises and some almost shocking guest appearances. Thumbs up for the camera and overall looks of it but as a whole it lacks anything to be mentioned.

Those words specify characteristics not only of this "show" but of Chelsea Handler as well. She is also entitled and has a delusion of grandeur. Humour is an unknown mystery to her and still there are people paying her to attempt that. So I guess the joke is on Netflix and us as consumers. But still she has fresh and hot topics. Like Bill Cosby. You know? Not heard it yet? Were you in a cave for the past 10 years? Nevermind. Well I would rather spend an evening with Bill Cosby than watching this boring soccer mom performing anything anywhere on any topic. Cancel Chelsea Handler instead. Cancel Chelsea Handler.