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"Yor: Hunter From the Future" is one of the most underrated films of the last nine thousand years. A key inspiration for such amazing works as "American Beauty" and "Hollywood Harry", this science fiction epic deserves to be rediscovered. The story follows a shy, and stupid blonde man who wanders through a prehistoric wasteland. As he encounters various villages and communities, he manages to destroy everything in his wake and ruin everyone's lives. The last thirty minutes are a revelation as our hero, his love interest, and some fat shirtless guy (who I still think is Orson Welles) are transported into space. There they fight a bunch of robots and shoot laser beams. Seriously, gang, if you want a film that will make you want to kill someone, then this is for you. Brilliant direction, acting, and writing all around. Best line: "DAMN TALKING BOX!!!!" Yor is played by an actor who never got his due in bad porn. The special effects blow Lord of the Rings out of the dork shelf at the rental store. You're going to love this movie so much you will want to slap yourself and hope that it isn't a dream.

Nine out of five stars.

Blurb: "Yor, more like Big Time!"

This movie rocked so hard I slapped my best friend. Seagal is like Jesus and Michael Caine is like a clone of Jesus. That's how perfect they are in this movie. Also be on the lookout for a cameo from Billy "From the Fat Days" Bob Thorton. He's gonna make you spit milk out of your nose he's so good.

It's got enough great action to make you sleepy, but it's the message that makes it great. A heart that only Seagal (I mean Jesus) could bring to the table.

BEST LINE!

R. Lee Ermy says, "I'm gonna stick this gun up your butt and blow the top of your head off."

Hopefully not till the movie's over so that I don't miss any of the movie cause I love the movie. And I love Jesus. Thanks again Steven.