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I noticed that the rating on Prime Video was a ONE! That surprised me completely, in fact it floored me! I never see movies rated one on Prime Video...even the worst piece of trash gets a few stars - usually from the people who made the film!!!

As I started to watch the first that hit me, hit my ears actually was the absolutely rancid music! I was worse than bad with no meter, nonsense lyrics and the most horrible vocals I have ever heard!!!

Then I realized that this film must be a parody of horror/slasher films...the acting was soooo bad that it had to be part of the shtick right??? So, I kept watching and came to see that this was not at parody because it was not the least bit comedic. It was just a pitiful excuse for a movie with senseless vapid dialogue, horrible acting and just an excuse for gore, sex and an utter waste of film.

There was no continuity of scenes, themes, plots or even actions, nothing logically followed any that came before it. When I was not disgusted, I was completely bored!

What a pile of dog crap!!!

If you were to take bits and pieces of every really lousy zombie movie, put them in a blender and add REALLY bad punk music you would almost have this movie! I say almost because one cannot neglect horrible acting, stale plot and the fact that it uses every old joke and situation in the book...not once, not twice, but repeatedly!

The first and longest lasting trite chestnut is the struggling director and actors who value making movies over life itself. Of course, they don't represent REAL up and coming film makers, they depict the fanatical film buffs who live in their mother's basement, recite lines from movies like the bible and don't have a life.

It was pretty much a great relief as the film crew dies off at the hands of the Zombies, who, by the way. Are led by a goth villain whose part in all this mayhem is NEVER explained.

It was so bad that after I finish writing this, I need to go take an Alka Seltzer!!!!

A reviewer has a difficult choosing the right words to describe this pile of manure properly. Amateurish comes to mind, disorganized does too!

The storyline is a mish-mosh of themes and genres! No one ever made the decision to make this a Soap Opera, a drama, a science fiction story, an apocalyptic saga. Or an alternate history tale!

There is an insane timeline which contradicts all logic and mixes real events with fantasy, Events have impossible consequences and follow no linear pattern.

The one constant is bad acting from some has-been actors/actresses who deliver performance that are either, over-the-top or devoid of any trace of acting - just reciting lines off a page with no emotion! Dee Wallace was never a good actress, but this film shows that what little talent she has is gone, the same is true for Michael Anthony Hall whose acting is wooden as an elm tree!

One extremely annoying aspect of the film is its attempt to mock 1980s expressions and slang ad nauseum. In the 1980s, according to this film people spoke exclusively in slang!

The most glaring flaw is that in the end NOTHING adds up...it starts as nonsense and ends as nonsense. BTW Roswell is in New Mexico, not Nevada and Area 51 is over 800 miles Northwest of Roswell!!!