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I sincerely hope no one associated with this movie is using their real names. I can't imagine anyone wants this joke on their resume.

The opening scene was absurd. Girl pole dances in the back of a pickup in the woods, because of course she does. She goes into the tent with Mohawk'd ZZ-Top wannabe 'roid boy, but no one zips the tent door closed, because there's no insects in the woods at night. He goes out to investigate what is obviously someone walking very loudly through thick brush and ground cover, not that there's any nearby, because when he walks around he doesn't make any noise. Girl steps out of the tent, gets shot through the back of the head with an arrow with a target point, and 'roid boy screams like a little girl.

Cut scene to obligatory cowboy hat wearing detectives discussing the disappearances that they can't investigate because guy in charge doesn't want to risk any more lives. 'Roid boy's sister shows up demand in answers but leaves after about one minute of learning the cops don't know anything. That's when I turned it off. Life is too short to waste on crap like this.