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Written or directed by JJ Abrams under pseudonyms I must think... It's 2017 fool, we've known since just after Buck Rodgers and Flash Gordon that spaceships don't need to bank to turn in space... It's 2017 fool, space is a vacuum, we are all growed up now and we know that there is no sound in a vacuum... It's 2017 fool, we know very well that energy weapons don't have recoil... It's 2017 fool, you can't fix Murica's racial woes by being SUPER inclusive in your weirdly jarring vision of the future... It's 2017 fool, ALL of the good television is being made and broadcast OFF NETWORK. All you have done is kill a venerated franchise by writing 'Black List' level garbage and CGI'ing the living feck out of it and hoping we'll watch because all of the females in your future wear tight uniforms.

JarJar, you utterly ruined Star Trek with your vile comic book movies and you are now poisoning the small screen well for good measure. I hope you are satisfied and can now sail off into the sunset and retire in some Michael Bay type of kiddy fiddling fantasy land.

What's with the pack of seals clapping like morons on camera for half an hour? (oh that's just the hosts) Let's play a drinking game where you do a shot for every time Antron says 'baby' OOPS! I'm already drunk. The only way it could be worse is if they just chanted "USA, USA, USA..." for the entire show. I swear, this is the ONLY motoring show I have EVER fast forwarded through. Absolute garbage.

I thought that network US television had slumped as far over its drink as it possibly could as it gagged on its own inspired vomit (and the repeated renewal of Blacklist more or less proved my point but)... Designated Survivor takes all of the limp wristed weak-arse lazy writing of Blacklist and adds extra trope and sloppy talentless acting and encrusts it in a spiceless coating of clichés and witless directing. I cannot honestly be bothered listing the endless continuity errors I have endured so far nor can I summon the energy to cover the seemingly unlimited train of product placements and insultingly dumb story 'twists'. I used the word twists as I could not think of a synonym that accurately conveys the sad tired twitching of a fetid corpse as putrid as the Designated Survivor storyline as it feebly tries to surprise its universally dull-witted audience. I got to episode 11 and just deleted the rest so, its not like I didn't give it a fair go.