Lizzie-20

I thought this show was great, -- both scary and funny! I wonder if George Washington has any relatives that might take offense to the founder of our country being called a cannibal! Anyway, I got a big kick out of this. The old people were creepy. I loved their banquet hall with GW's old teeth and the other fork that completed the collection! The portrait they say GW commissioned was really a hoot too. I kept waiting for Saul Rubinek to turn out to be on the other side, but it ended up he was on the side of the non-cannibals. I was surprised to see that Jonathan Saech co-wrote the script -- he's totally gorgeous too. And available. Thanks Showtime. I love your series!

I'm giving it one star but only because it was filmed prettily. The rest of it was boring. I kept pausing it to do stuff around the house, talk about the sign of a bad movie! The lead actress I've liked in other things. This whole thing was a muddled mess.

No wonder I'd never heard of it until I saw it on cable! Some things are best left unwatched. :)

I also probably missed some things because I was bored and stopped paying attention, but still ....

Avoid this movie if you want to keep 1.45 hours of your life. Unless you need to fall asleep quickly. I took a 2 hour nap during one of my breaks from this movie! :)