DJ Inferno

Comedies are normally not my cup of tea, but this one is a great laugh riot, because "Goldmember" is by far the best installment of the Austin Powers series: the first part was only mediocre and the second quite okay, but this one is over the top! The jokes fly like bullets from a machine gun, even though some gags can be very disgusting like the appearances of Scotish villian Fat Bastard for example... It´s also really funny to read how many Dutch users here complain about Goldmember´s accent... Take it easy, guys!! The next time it´s up to us Germans again... Another attraction of this film is the amazing star ensemble which includes Tom Cruise, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Spacey, Danny de Vito, Britney Spears, Steven Spielberg, The Osbournes... However the greatest performances come from Verne Troyer as "Mini Me" and Beyoncé Knowles as "Foxxy Cleopatra"! I´m not a fan of Destiny´s Child, but this chick is absolutely hot and surprisingly talented! If you her role check out the Pam Grier originals "Foxy Brown", "Coffy" or "Arena"!

Guys, forget everything you´ve heard about this film: first of all, forget about Michael Myers, you won´t find him in this flick! Apart from its title, "Halloween III" has got NOTHING to do with the rest of the series! However, Tommy Lee Wallace´s movie can be quite entertaining - as long as you don´t take it too serious, because the plot is pure nonsense: explosive masks which kill children while watching a commercial on TV... What a joke!!! After all "Halloween III" looks like the horror film version of Barry Levinson´s "Toys": killer robots, dangerous toys - the series has never been more ridiculous than it was in this part! Unfortunately, the version that I saw was cut, so I can only guess about the gore... Horror veteran Tom Atkins ("Maniac Cop", "Bruiser") saves this film from being too mediocre. Like I said in the beginning of my review it´s not a bad movie, but Rick Rosenthal´s "Halloween II" is still the best sequel!

"Hardgore/Horror Whore" is a curious mixture between hardcore porn and gore movie, filmed in the 1970s, when the film makers still had inspirations and a sense for the grotesque. The story is about a young girl who´s taken to a private clinic where the female patients are forced to take part at satanic sex orgies. However, afterwards they all get killed violently by the doctors and the attendants... Indeed a strange flick, but interesting to watch and very entertaining! The whole film has sometimes a very psychedelic feeling, like a trip on drugs, and director Michael Hugo did a great job with creating a nightmarish atmosphere! Especially the dream-sequence when the main actresses is fizzed all over with the sperm of three rocket dicks is the climax of the whole film! And such nasty killing scenes like an orgasm-beheading or a cut off dick enhance "Hardgore" over the usual porn standard and bring it almost on the level of a Joe D´Amato movie! This gem is really hard to find, but Something Weird Video features it in its freaky catalogue... So if you like your stuff nasty, disturbing and sleazy check out this flick whenever you´ve got the chance!!!