Appetites

What does wet your appetite? How would you choose the right mate for you? And is someone less evil than someone else, when both are insanely evil? Would that make them the perfect match? And will they even realize it? So many questions you can have ... so many things you may feel offended by too, nudity and blood being amongst them.

The first two names mentioned in the top cast are not really the playing the main characters here. At least Jame Duvall maybe a name you have heard before (Donnie Darko). But don't expect something subtle like that - this is more in your face sinister and crazy. If you can dig that, the movie can be quite the treasure. It doesn't make too much sense, but it stays true to its anarchy set of "rules" it sets for itself. Stick through the credits for some funny outtakes.

I dunno what y'all want, but i thought this was a Great little Movie! Bret Robert's KILLS IT in this Movie!

Don't pay attention to the Couch Critics.... This is a Hidden Gem!!!!

WATCH!

I found this darkly humored, low-budget movie 🎥 about a gorgeous, cannibalistic girl named Daisy (Lauren Parkinson) and a psychopathic, tattoo hating murderer simply called "John Doe" (Bret Roberts) surprisingly interesting. It's not going to win any Oscars but there are definitely no boring parts in it. The camera work is good and the storyline flows fairly evenly. For horror film 🎞 lovers there's plenty of blood and violence tapered off by just enough tongue-in-cheek comedy to be enjoyable. The 6'11" Scott Barrows as Daisy's brother "Bubba" and Travis Eberhard as "Charlie" the midget motel 🏨 manager also carry their roles well. It's fun 🙂for a rainy🌧 afternoon or late night 🌙 watch.

This is one of those films that requires you to believe that the lead male and lead female characters are sexy and charismatic enough to get away with anything. Both Bret and Lauren pull that off in spades. They both look gorgeous in every scene they are in. Bret sounds and looks great as the guitar strumming singer. Somehow, whatever either of them do, you never stop rooting for them. You want them to win, to find true love, to succeed, just because they are so compellingly sexy. Very few films allow their most attractive actors to play their most depraved characters, but this one does. I think it is overall a great and unique ride. And, James Duvall playing a very thicc rando victim in the desert is a great bonus. Highly recommended.

A serial killer is seducing tattooed women and then killing them. Then he meets a (seemingly) untattooed woman and figures she's the one. What he doesn't know is that she and her family are cannibals. The romance turns into a clash of killers.

I had very low expectations for this as it looked and felt B-grade schlock-horror. It is that, but has some redeeming qualities. The plot is interesting and edgy. The graphicness of the violence adds a grittiness and edginess that you don't see too much in B-grade slasher-horrors. Performances aren't as bad as they could have been.

This is not to say that this is some sort of hidden gem. It's far from that: the production values are still quite poor and all the positives I mentioned are only relative to your average slasher-horror. Still it's entertaining and interesting enough to pass the time.