Mastizaade

I just couldn't believe, Mr. Pritish Nandy (Padma Shri) such an scholar is the producer of this film. I have nothing to say for the viewers but I surely would like to say to the director of the film Mr. Milap Milan Zaveri, MAN ! I'm really worried about you ! please start going to the gym and visit psychologist regularly, and if you are really serious about your film directing profession then start going to the film school too. Cheers!

After watching this movie for one and a half hour, I just wanted to do one thing; break the screen. Yaakkh. eew. Shame on bollywood and Indian censor board that allow such kind of a rubbish. 3rd class comedy, bulls*it story, and 18+ vulgarity. I was shocked to see they have made a contempt and insulted Prophet Adam and Eve by some shameful false story. Bollywood is now at the time where it tries to own fame on disrespecting other religions. I know in India there will be not even a single protest against it. Shame on you people: Milap Milan Zaveri, Pritish Nandy,Rangita Pritish Nandy, Mushtaq Sheikh, Milap Zaveri, Tusshar Kapoor, Vir Das, Sanjay F Gupta, Nitin Rokade, PNC Productions, Panorama Studios, Pen India Limited. You people aren't into this job. You can't make movies. Just go and insult other religions, that's what you are good at.

What the f**k did i just watch?! That wasn't remotely funny!

Well, I'm not the kind of guy that stands up for the Indian culture and whatnot! Occasionally I do enjoy some good adult humour. But more than that I enjoy a good laugh. Was that too much to expect.

This movie...! It gave me none of that crap. It gave me a headache instead. That too by the intermission. I was seriously contemplating leaving but my friends insisted that we stay.

This is a movie about 2 sex addicts....Oh wait! Let me get that right. This movie is about 2 idiots played by the real life idiots Tushar and Virdas(anyone who has a brain wouldn't have anything to do with this movie) who seek rehabilitation at the hands of 2 more idiots played by Sunny Leone. And it doesn't stop there. By the time the movie ends, you've already lost count of how many idiots are on screen playing a cartoonish version of their real selves. The acting is just horrendous! Horrendous is actually an understatement! Tushar can't act for sh*t! Sunny... pls don't get me started on her acting skills! Virdas is talented for sure and tries his best to deliver and save the movie but you're left wondering what on earth is he doing in a monstrosity like this! And the rest of the cast gracefully appall us with a myriad of overacting!

The jokes are disgustingly humourless! The writers try their best to make us laugh with an orgy of whatsapp humour(as we've already seen in previous adult comedies like this). And even some of the original jokes just come of as a desperate attempt to make an already exasperated audience laugh. I remember chuckling at one point of the entire movie and that wasn't even an adult humour, it was a character just saying something funny as in all other genres of movies. The rest of the jokes made me cringe!!! Seriously, every joke was a molestation of my senses.

But that's all right! I get it. This movie was made so that Sunny can resort to showing a gracious amount of skin and a ton of cleavage to Indian audiences in a country where there's no porn industry. Yeah, who cares about the story and the acting, right!

I have a ton of respect for Sunny. I truly do. She emerged as a strong and an unbreakable woman after that disastrous interview... But that doesn't mean I'm going to give her crappy movie a positive review! It's the kind of movie that makes you feel like you've just lost a couple of IQ points after watching it. On that note, run folks! RUN!!

I was really motivated to discover the mainstream Hindi movies featuring Sunny because beyond her beautiful charm, she has a really cool, open, light and smiling attitude!

The 1st thing I notice is that my country is closed to (discriminates?) this civilization: Indian has 4 more population than US; produces 2 time more movies than US and in France, we screen only US movies and 0 Hindi! The famous invisible hand of the market has racial prejudices ???

The 2nd thing I discover is that India seems to be a really conservative country: while in the west, this movie would appeal to teens, over there, it is labeled a adult movie.. Did Sunny get back to her past occupation then? No way: everyone is clothed here but talking about sex and desire seems to be a provocation… In addition, every time an animal (donkey, horse) appears, the audience is warned that no harm was done… very refreshing for a liberal westerner…

The 3rd thing I keep is that once again, it's a movie about twins who are physically very different… Sunny has not the talent of Noomi for sure but she equals Laurel & Hardy…

This said, the movie is quite funny: the production should appeal to Mickael Youn fans because there is the same joy to talk and act bad just for fun… The locations are quite beautiful and exotic and the cultural touch with the very colored clothes, way of life, decoration helps the movie… The characters are quite stereotypical but that's because they are easy to follow that the silly things can happen… Sure the movie is a bit too long, some scenes are quite useless but at the end, I had a good time…

And what about Sunny? Honestly, her dance and musical moments are similar to what she did before (a lot of tease) but with clothes on now… In the talking moments and with her partners, she is OK because as I wrote earlier she knows how to be engaging

Mastizaade was way obvious from trailers that movie will be having a lot of sex comedy and double meaning dialogues but some story line was expected as well at the same time. There was a lack of story in the movie it was just focused on double meanings and Sunny Leone skin, she was exposed full time in the movie, even though she was looking beautiful and her acting have improved from previous movies. But still audience will require some story with sunny Leone glamour in order to be a good movie over all.

Overall i can say its not so extraordinary movie,not a must but yeah people who are fan of Sunnyleone they should watch :)