Bikini Girls vs Dinosaurs

I will cut to the chase.

This isn't some "skinemax" type of a T&A sexploitation film.

What it actually is a waste of 50-minutes.

(the ONLY redeeming values is that it's short) Would you click on this on Tubi offering expecting a Kubrick film? Of course not. But when you put the words "bikini" and "dinosaurs" in the title, it's tacitly implied there will eventually be some pointless nudity on some level.

It had a rating of MA, but I think that maturity level was the age of 10.

There is NO nudity or adult content.

There is nothing amusing. There is nothing entertaining.

There are no attractive females. The bikinis are G-rated and they wear wraps around their bottoms, so no booty either.

You have been warned.

Bikini Girls vs Dinosaurs is beyond awful. It is a complete and total abomination!

Thanks to this movie I wasted time in my life that I will never get back!

The movie looks like a weak fan made movie and I seen fan films that look better than this. The effects in the movie are inferior terrible. I have seen video games on the Nintendo Entertainment System, Atari 2600, Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis and Playstation combine that have better graphics and quality than this movie. It should serve as a red flag for anyone interested in watching the movie that you will not be seeing good effects.

The characters are simply awful. You got some of the worst characters that you don't care about from the get go and they should be treated like trash along with never being created in the first place. This movie is enough to make you sick.

Do yourself a favor and avoid at all cost!

I give Bikini Girls Vs Dinosaurs an 1 out of 10.

10 stars, right? Shocking. But it had me at "Ok we're the bad guys, so let's attack without provocation." A line that I just found hysterical.

And then it turned into a space dog fight with what looked like brightly painted toys. Cheap and brightly painted toys with some of the worst special effects I've seen outside of circa 1960 low budget science fiction...which was another big plus.

It's badly acted, the special effects are horrible, the dialogue is ridiculous, but the jokes are lame and hysterically cringe worthy...and it all works brilliantly to make for one of those "so bad it's good' cheese fests.

It's an absolutely horrible movie, but at no point in time does it even begin to take itself seriously.

I get this was a fan-created movie, and it was probably fun to make, but it's very painful to watch.

That is a waste of an hour of my life. Terrible movie.