Hearts Around the Table: Josh's Third Serving

I like the premise of these movies...the whole foster family story line. But this third installment...OMG the writing! As a high school special education teacher and a track and field coach, and a former marching band member.... I literally laughed out loud while watching. Why would funding be cut in the middle of the year? And why is a teacher starting in the middle of the year? And what PTA provides funding for extra curricular activities? Every school I've ever taught and coached at and also when I was in school participating in sports and band...we had to do fundraisers ourselves. Where's the Athletic Director and sports booster clubs? And why is an ELA teacher also the music teacher? Most public high schools that look as large as that one actually have a marching band and band classes taught by an actual music teacher/band director. And don't even get me started on how huge her classroom is!! And as for the track team Josh is coaching...there are way more expensive items than the uniforms. Pole vault pits by themselves cost over 20K. Then there's the whole ADHD storyline. The writers obviously know nothing about identifying and testing for ADHD...this is actually a medical diagnosis. Yes it's often identified in a school setting, because of learning difficulty and behavioral issues...and once a medical diagnosis is made schools can do further testing to see how learning is impacted and recommend either a 504 plan or an IEP. At least they did take her to a testing center...but the principal doesn't usually have anything to do with that. Is this different in Canada where maybe the writers are from?

Overall I just think the writers did very little research and just made a whole bunch of this crap up. And the actors just had to keep smiling and get through it.

Oh and sorry, but in the second movie...when Josh lined up some runners at a starting line and started them by saying "3, 2, 1 GO...", Ummm...no actual track coach starts a race (even in practice) like that. That's just ONE example of the dumb things he says as a "coach". Just no.

Like I said. A bunch of crap. And I'm usually a big Hallmark fan.

Okay, I am really trying to give this series the good ol' college try-you know, the desperate kind where you haven't read the book, but you're hoping charisma and caffeine will carry you through. Sadly, this third installment wasn't precisely the comeback story I was rooting for. Was it as bad as the first two? No. That bar was already underground. But was it good? Not even close.

Sure, the storyline existed. The leads had chemistry in that "we've been on set for 12 hours and have decided to tolerate each other" sort of way. But overall? Snoozefest. I spent more time checking my phone battery than caring about what happened next. The dialogue, bless it, sounded like it was written by an AI who's only ever read YouTube comments and motivational quotes. Weird pauses, clunky lines, and more forced conversations than a family reunion.

Then there were the side plots. Oh, the side plots. None of it flowed naturally with the main story-more like narrative speed bumps that kept jerking the pacing.

Still, here I am, 75% of the way through this cinematic hostage situation. Will the fourth and final movie redeem the series? Highly unlikely. But now I'm emotionally invested in the suffering, and quitting would mean all this mediocrity was for nothing. So, let's do it. One more film. One more disappointment. Let's do this.

Miss Hawthorne looks and dresses like a suburban trophy wife going to Lunch at the club for a couple of martinis. Otherwise she acts like a teacher well.

I can't believe other reviewers blame a hallmark movie for being a hallmark movie. The hallmark brand is loved by millions. Could Christmas be Christmas without hallmark movies.

This is a fun series. The characters are well developed and likable. The green screen shots are obvious. It's not a big budget but flows nicely.

Did the Band room get funded? Does the track team get new uniforms. Will Josh and Ella spark? Tune in and find out? Five more letters.

7.7 stars.

This third installment of the series has added a new young girl to this big house full of prior and current foster children, cared for by a benevolent matriarch. This particular story is about the man, the only adult man that grew up in this foster house that we are aware of. Of course, he's been in the first two films of the series and will continue in the rest of the series most likely. Interestingly, one of the women, the one from the second film, does not appear in this movie for more than a few short moments.

I enjoyed this story, much more than the previous two. First of all the lead female, the love interest of the lead male, is quite beautiful. I like her style, and I've liked her in most movies. That's a bonus already. But don't get me wrong, if the dialogue and interactions were wooden and shallow, I'd not hesitate to put this movie in the dog house with the 2nd of the series.

Notwithstanding a few awkward moments, where the lead male was somewhat creepy (the "I need a hug" scene) this was a great addition to the series. The entertainment was high and the tension was sufficient. The man exhibits an all-or-nothing mentality as he bravely risks much for the sake of the woman's happiness and trust. She, in turn, is attracted to his chivalrous behavior and a very endearing romance springs forth. It's a long time coming, a bit delayed, but somehow it works. It's probably because the actors create a satisfying tension.

Some of these multi-film franchises are a bust, but this film has breathed life into the series, so my fingers are crossed for the next one.

The actors in this movie are all very appealing. The concept, raising funds to support both sports and music programs at a high school, is fine for one of these Hallmark movies. But, wow, every other element of the movie is just terrible. The plot has more holes than a gopher-ridden golf course. It's as if the writers never attended high school, participated in sports, or been in band. Almost everything in the story is wrong. There's a good story here somewhere, but it would need competent writers to bring it out. The dialogue is just awful, and the editing and direction just makes the dialogue worse. Modern Hallmark movies are so much worse than those of years past and the primary reason is poor writing. It's as if they've fired all their successful writing teams and replaced them with people with no screenwriting experience.