Carjackers

This movie is a train wreck. Two dimensional characters making incredibly stupid decisions with no clear motivations, silly action scenes littered with plot armor shrapnel, and Gastambide's pathetic acting as the dim highlight of this waste of server space of a movie.

The scenario could have been written by a teenager, and instead of plot twists you get blindsided by how insultingly stupid it gets.

The editing is what you would expect from a mediocre commercial.

The framing is so basic that its motto is "Live Laugh Love", the pacing is rushed and awkward, the soundtrack is simultaneously disturbing and unmemorable, and the social criticism is so heavy handed it makes one want to side with the bad guys. But they're too poorly written for that.

Avoid at all costs.

I went into Carjackers (2025) excited by the concept - hotel staff leading double lives as car thieves targeting the rich. Sounds awesome, right? Unfortunately, the execution falls flat.

The pacing at the beginning is painfully slow, and the film doesn't give you enough time to understand or connect with the characters. Then out of nowhere, everyone starts dying one after another with barely any build-up or explanation. It felt rushed and unearned.

The final chase scene was short and lacked any real tension. It almost seemed like the film just wanted to end, rather than give us a strong, satisfying conclusion.

The acting was decent, but the story and direction didn't live up to the potential. Honestly, it's hard to recommend this to anyone looking for a smart heist or action film.

If you need something to happen on your tv-set while you're hangover and don't want a plot more advanced than any low budget comics - this is it!

Action: yes. Good action: no.

I would sincerely recommend this movie for.. hmm You, the drunk guy not wanting to think or be interested while you're looking at some cheap action. Or maybe you: the guy that thinks that the world is missing out on cheap 80's action shows where the "hero" wins over all odds.

Or rather : I would not recommend this movie to anyone....

Well, maybe I am too harsh. There _are_ several shoot-outs and the hero's gang doesn't always win. Even som 'touching moments' of you are used to watching the Disney channel. Maybe you would like this movie as well?

Horrible script, Horrible execution on a lost and twisting plot. If it wasn't for youtube I would not have been able to finish this movie.

It reminds me of a cheap knockoff. I was like watching Fast and Furious but without the suspense.

Action scenes could not separate a realistic feel from the car chase to the shootouts. Again credit for trying, but this is just garbage.

"I thought you seemed happy with him girl" She only just met the dude. Unless several months have passed and they went on more than one date. Once again horrible script.

I need a minimum of 28 more characters. Looks like i go them.

I almost feel guilty because it's like kicking a dog when it's already down. There were just so many mistakes in the film that it was hard to watch. I mean, I guess if you just need to watch a couple hours of nothing but stupid violence, then go for it. If you want any kind of intelligent plot or follow through, forget about it. And I hate to give stuff away in movies, but anybody who watches it is gonna see that there were so many things done wrong.

I guess mostly what I can say is it managed to scare my poor little dog! With all of its noisy violence and outburst. But OMG it was just so completely stupid. It was like teenagers in the living room with a video camera. OK now you shoot him, now you shoot him now. Do this OK fall down that'll be cool. Hey can you jump off that chair. It was that immature a production. Was it made by a 12-year-old? Yuck! Can I get that time back? And how did this production get access to that beautiful hotel? Off season, someone ... How did I manage to write this with no spoilers? Amazing!