The Real Housewives of Melbourne

Janet Roach has the worst fake tan and totally opposite coloured makeup in every single episode.

Have a look at the hands season 5 Episode 3.

Who steps out looking like that.

I have been binge watching the real housewives lately and I have to say I love it. I always find myself laughing at this show, definitely recommend if you like reality tv

This version of supposedly "real" housewives of everywhere is as bad as the rest of the series!

I really don't know why people don't realize these shows are cheap to produce and can be canceled at very short notice if the ratings aren't good enough! There is NOTHING real about these people! I don't know anyone in Australia who plasters on makeup and has to get a fake tan especially people with money!! Not to forget their outfits look like disco balls!

I won't even mention the ridiculous fake stories they are trying to sell us as "real" or the discourse between these pretend people!

Until people stop watching garbage like this quality shows will be far and few between!!

The Real Housewives of Melbourne is the best. I have watched many of the other shows from the franchise - Beverley Hills, Aukland, Sydney, South Africa, Cheshire and Salt Lake to name but a few.

It has a lot of heart and a lot of heat, in spades. The delusional attitudes of some, the shocking behaviour of others. The over the top parties, the "girls trips abroad" and dinner parties are simply fantastic reality TV gold!

You can watch it once and be on one person side, and watch it a year later and have a completely different opinion. Re-watchability value? 10/10.

It has some of the best one liners, put downs and camp silliness.

Trust me.

Melbourne is a City with a lot of diversification, people of all different backgrounds. But as usual, Melbourne media only want to support Caucasian women.

What an absolute disgrace.