Milky Way

From the web to VOD comes a trio of Adult TIme porn vignettes, strictly on the silly side.

Familiar to Devil's FIlm fans is an episode of the "Accidental Gangbang" series, titled: "Bachelor Party Surprise". Brittney Kade is the TS star who services six studs in this overlong group sex scene, those studs mainly hailing from the world of Gay Porn.

"The Milk Maid II" is an "Oopsie!" scene. Tommy King's big butt is the central image, starring opposite two popular but overworked TS stars Eva Maxim and Zariah Aura. It's a stupid and tedious 1/2 hour of gonzo mechanical sex.

On a crummy set pretending to be outdoors on the farm, Tommy milks the two ladies wearing skimpy cow costumes. Ultra-fake "cute" format has pumps for fake milk from their tits and she uses a hand-job to get "milk" from their penises, also quite fake (with fake penises used in addition to the actresses' real dicks). The white fluids go directly into bottles, and I wondered about pasteurization, that's how dull this attempted comedy is.

The sex is vanilla, suiting the subject matter, vaginal sex for Tommy and blow-jobs. No anal sex and no double penetration. Eva gets to deliver a cum shot on Tommy's posterior.

"My First Futa Experience" is a poorly directed "Oopsie!" segment (by Michael Vegas and Siouxsie Q), this futanari adventure is one of the shortest vignettes of the series -brief because there's no variation or interesting content, just fake dicks in action. It reminds me of the Futanaria series of over a decade ago, where India Summer, Amber Chase and Aiden Starr would shoot gallons of fake cum from their fake dicks.

Cody Vore and Siri Dahl are watching animated futanari porn (a scene from AgentRedGirl's "All My Roommates Love" series) and suddenly each of them looks down and sees that they also (magically?) have futanari cocks.

The fake members look modeled in length and shape after Danny D's famous dick, but they have pubic hair merkins beneath them that are very fake looking.

The girls have fun humping each other and 20 minutes elapse rather tediously. Saving grace is Codi with her huge floppy tits bouncing, especially as she services Siri doggy-style. I only wish that Siri, before she came out of retirement, had not gone in for breast-reduction surgery, as her new look is unappealing. They both are very poor at faking passion so the scene is boring. Alas, since this material was shot Codi coincidentally has had breast-reduction surgery too.