Breadwinners

Remember when Nickelodeon was good? When Nick GAS was still around? When we still had awesome shows like Kappa Mikey, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and Jimmy Neutron? I do too. Man, those were the DAYS.

And now we have Breadwinners.

This is a show that tries to be "cool" when its theme song is a cheesy rap (although I must admit it is pretty catchy) and it's full of potty humor, and the two main characters have the most tryhard "we wanna be cool" names I've ever heard: SwaySway and Buhdeuce. All these guys do is twerk and deliver bread.

I will say that I enjoyed the show a LITTLE bit, so it gets a 2/10 instead of a 1.

Nickelodeon has seriously gone down the tubes lately. This show isn't making it any better. If you REALLY want a quality cartoon, then go watch Kappa Mikey.

I'm probably going to sound harsh on this, but this is one of the WORST SHOWS I'VE SEEN MY WHOLE LIFE! I mean, come on Nick! Why can't you see that kids don't like fart jokes or anybody? It's...Not....Funny. Plus, why are the ducks twerking and showing their butts? It's disgusting. What happened to shows like Hey Arnold!, Doug, CatDog, or Rugrats? You know what else makes me mad? Nick airs the most grossest shows ever instead of mature cartoons like Hey Arnold! Why Nick? Why???

Anyways, I hope this show gets cancelled soon. If this is renewed for another season, oh my gosh I'm going to strangle something!!!! I'd rather watch Dora than this bullcrap....

As of 2010, I'm Anti-Nickelodeon. Yes, that sounds stupid but look at it this way... Both Fairly Odd Parents and SponeBob were airing for 10+ years now and all there new shows I do not like, not even the 2012 TMNT or Korra. I'm sorry to say but, this show is not doing Nickelodeon any favors. But at lease some people like the 2012 TMNT and the Korra show, so throes shows are okay with me. BreadWinners, stray a way form it! Like DON'T WATCH IT, AT ALL!!!! In the year of 2014 there is so many other good shows out there, good shows = better than BreadWinners. If your watching Nickelodeon and BreadWinners comes on, change the channel. I hear that Cartoon Network has a few good shows on now.

I gave this show a go. I saw the commercials awhile ago but I didn't want to judge a book by its cover. Before anyone bashes me saying I'm basis towards older shows making this review unfair; I like Teen Titans Go!, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gumball and Tenkai Knights. I don't mind shows like Steven Universe, Gravity Falls and Sanjay and Craig. Clarence looks promising too. I laughed my butt off and I can't wait for it to come out. But THIS show is what I'm going to be avoiding like the plague along with Cartoon Network's Uncle Grandpa. First of all, this show gives its viewers the wrong idea that feeding ducks bread is okay. It causes them a lot of problems. Secondly, this show takes unoriginal to a whole new level. Honestly, I can't take this seriously. I can't imagine the creators thinking to themselves that this show is quality stuff. Last but not least, it's gross and lacks good comedy. If I had a nickel for every bad joke on today's Nickelodeon, I'd have enough money to take this off the air. Maybe I'm exaggerating. Go ahead and judge it for yourself. If you like it, good for you. Don't let me stop you from liking something. But I hate it and it makes me angry to just look at it. It is a waste of a time slot for an actually good show.

I have lost faith in Nick because of this show. I mean, how could they have sunk so low? Lets see, the show is about two ducks, who look like flappy bird if he grew arms and legs and painted himself acid green, named Sway-Sway ((tall and thin)) and Baduce ((small and red)). ((Very creative names, am I right?)) They fly around in a blue rocket van, delivering bread, with names like pumper knuckle punch. Now, had the jokes been about the bread puns, considering the name is breadwinners, maybe the show would've been good. But what do we get instead? Fart jokes, butt jokes, and some very creepy moments. Like the love load episode, where Sway Sway is trying to get a girl duck, who isn't animated, but instead a photograph, ((Amazing world of gumball this show isn't)) and he is being a psycho about it.

Allow me to put this in perspective. Remember Hey Arnold and Rugrats? These shows taught kids very important lessons, such as gender roles, how people are different, ((the bird man episode of hey Arnold)) and accepting death ((Chuckie's mom on the rugrats)). Breadwinners tells kids to act like Sway-Sway and Baduce, creeps who feel like they can get away with anything.

I'll be up front, I kind of liked Fanboy and Chum Chum, it did get some chuckles out of me, and Sunjay and Craig got a few chuckles when it wasn't about poop or fart jokes, and Rabbids Invasion, based on one of my favorite video game series, is a really good show in my opinion. Breadwinners just combines the worst aspects of the new spongebob episodes, Fanboy and Chum Chum, and Sanjay and Craig, and thinks it can be funny, when really it's more like a little kid telling his friends the worst jokes over,

Nick rarely shows T.U.F.F puppy or any of its over good shows to give us this crap. It's obvious that Nick no longer cares about the viewers, they only care about pandering to children, and their bottom line. How this show is rated #1 for kids is beyond me.

My advise to you? Skip this show, it isn't worth sitting through, don't let your kids watch it, they may become dumber watching it.