SexSquatch

What do you get when you have: A no talent director A no talent screenplay A No talent cast Poor creature SFX And (hopefully because I cannot believe anyone would be in this kind of crap without the aid of liquor and cannabis) a crapload of drugs and booze? This utterly worthless piece of crap. It's not one of those "Oh it's so bad it's fun", it's one of those "It's so bad it should be buried in a landfill or fired off into the sun." Don't bother. You've been warned.

Seriously... how young or desperate do you need to be to enjoy schlock like this? There's absolutely nothing redeeming about this flick. Crap acting, horrid costumes and less than average looking cast members... emphasis on "less". I'm not one to disparage girls in bikinis but I'll make an exception with these... put some clothes on girls! This doesn't even rate as "campy" or "cheeky" and I've seen (and enjoyed) my fair share of questionably campy movies over the years. Don't waste your time as it's 60+ minutes of your life you'll never get back. You will regret it. I truly believe that all of the positive ratings are from cast and filming crew from this "movie".

I thought I try to see this movie to have a good laugh but I literally watched 2 minutes of it before stopping because they degrade religious symbols. Who in his right mind think this is funny? This is a worthless piece of s**t not even worth the time to write about how bad it is, but I am doing this review so to warn potential viewers not to loose any time on this movie

Though that's not totally true. SexSquatch has its moments, and a little bit of charm, but it's pretty bad: bad writing, bad acting, bad film making. The whole premise, that a group of friends is trying to get their buddy laid, is ripe for this level of film making. One of the women is actually the guy's mom, and she wants him to get laid just as bad as the others. The SexSquatch costume is pretty freaking terrible, too. I think most everything bad with this film is deliberate, and I can appreciate that. If you don't like these cheesy kinda films, you might wanna skip this one.

It's movies like this that make me question what I'm doing in my life that has lead me here....