Airplane vs. Volcano

This was undoubtedly the worst movie i've ever seen. (And I've seen a lot) A 10 year old could have come up with a better story line. Not only is it not realistic, it lacks logical sense as well. Even if that was OK, they've tried to squeeze in too many such stories into one.

Had they tried to work on one scenario, its may have been watchable at least. It was actually funny to watch and wonder if the director actually thought it was possible?

The graphics in the movie are horrid as well. I can't believe they made this type of movie in 2014.

Do yourself a favour and don't watch this.

....... I can't think right now...

.... I literally cannot think right now...

Okay, my mind is recovering: well, me and my family decided to sit down and watch some television on a very mundane Tuesday evening. Finding little to watch, we ultimately stumbled across the SyFy channel. There we took notice in the brilliant title "Airplane vs Volcano." It may have been better to just watch a blank wall for the equivalent amount of time that this movie took up. Me, my family, and even our dog lost IQ points for having sat through this.

If you are capable of suspending all belief and thought, then you might let this movie pass for not being the dumbest thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

To sum up this movie: random volcanoes spike out of the earth, and Dean Cain pilots an airplane stuck in autopilot. If that sounds appealing to you, good luck!

If you like movies like Two headed shark or Sharknado , this is something for you. There is some extra entertainment if you try and spot the errors in backdrop, equipment or just the bad extras in the background.

Some CGI scenes gets shown 5 or 6 times, but the movie actually does a good job of picturing a hellish place to fly around in.

Every scene where they try and get some sympathy or emotion from you or the actors fall dead flat, perhaps the writers next time should do a pure action movie without kids or women ? They could also do well by study some military from the inside instead of watching "Full metal jacket" 5 times in a row.

Asylum have done way worse movies than this.

If the caption bought you here then please click right away to the next movie on your list. The movie opens with such pathetic way. Actors shame themselves with college fest show. To keep it precise and short the movie lacks any suspense. At times when imagination runs wild and you expect something to happen the scene cuts to the next shot. The props are below par and some seismic reading equipment look like some hydrophone recorder. Folks trust me and jet off !!! Please don't go by the ratings of other users who sometimes over-rate or under rate movies. If at all please see that average users will always warn you to avoid these crap movies. Un-interesting avoid at all costs.

I think people are being a bit too harsh with their reviews.

First off, this is obviously not a Hollywood blockbuster.

Second, stop taking this movie seriously.

Get some friends, get some good food and some herb and get ready to laugh your a$$ off at a horrible attempt at a movie.

You have to appreciate that Dean Cain used to be Superman and is now in this low budget film.

Honestly, my favorite part of this movie was how unbelievable it was. I think if you have the right mindset, and aren't expecting Passenger 57 or Con-Air, you'll really enjoy how dumb this movie is.

One of my favorite things to do when I don't want to watch a good move, is to watch a bad movie. It's so much fun watching unbelievable plots with sub par acting and even worse special effects.

So, next time you watch a "bad" movie, remember to set your standards low and it might have be a great movie if you let it just be dumb.

I guess it's not for everyone. But, if you're taking life too seriously all the time, you'll miss gems like this movie. Cheers!