The Barn

It's cheesetastic.

The kills are hilarious. The plot is pretty silly.

So basically a wonderful snowy Sunday afternoon " horror " flick.

The movie itself was very amateur...the dialogue, acting, story line...everything screams amateur...except the score and soundtrack, that was a great, retro, horror movie score. The action scenes are too short...left me wanting more...it was like there was a build up to each, then they were over in two hits. It really didn't hold my interest, but I did like the idea of the movie, it just needed to be fleshed out a little more. Overall, nice attempt at a horror movie throwback to the 80's, but not spectacular.

The music, however was very well done for such a low budget film. The soundtrack and score were both pretty good, I was impressed and that's the main reason for writing the review...the score and soundtrack deserved a shout out.

I can tell I'm going to love a movie within the first five minutes.i really cannot praise this film enough. This movie was amazing. It's got definite 80s horror vibes , it's clear that a lot of heart and soul and love for a dying genre went into making this. Wonderful feelings of nostalgia. It's shot wonderfully, it's creative, the characters are likable, the costumes and makeup are fantastic, amazing soundtrack , the acting is great in my opinion, I mean it's a throwback to 80s horror. Everything in this movie is perfect. It's cheesy over the top outlandish goofy gruesome and a general horror masterpiece. Definitely DEFINITELY worth a watch and then several more .

A delightful horror film from 2016, brought to my attention by the esteemed Brett Petersel.

The team behind "The Barn" has infused every frame with a playful love letter to the horror films of yesteryear, a sentiment that will resonate deeply with cinephiles like myself who hold a particular fondness for 80s horror cinema.

This production is a potent cocktail of the sexual fervor of youth, the dusty allure of old barns, the mystique of cult mythology, and the raw essence of truly independent filmmaking. Granted, the effects and even some of the acting might leave a bit to be desired, but for those who, like me, prioritize the spirit and essence of what the film represents, these minor imperfections won't detract from the overall experience.

For those who cherish the 80s horror aesthetic, this film is a must-watch. It's a nostalgic trip down memory lane, filled with nods to classic tropes and iconic imagery. The film's soundtrack, a synth-heavy homage to the era, further enhances the retro vibe.

The characters, while perhaps not the most nuanced, are endearing in their own right. They embody the archetypes of 80s horror, from the rebellious teenagers seeking thrills to the wise old caretaker who warns of the dangers lurking in the shadows. The film's villains, a menagerie of classic monsters, are brought to life with a blend of practical effects and CGI, creating a delightfully campy and nostalgic experience.

The film's narrative, while simple, is effective in its execution. It's a tale of youthful folly and the consequences of tempting fate. The pacing is brisk, the scares are plentiful, and the ending is satisfyingly gruesome.

"The Barn" is a film that wears its heart on its sleeve, a celebration of the horror genre and its enduring appeal. It's a film that will leave you grinning from ear to ear, even as you jump at the jump scares and revel in the nostalgic atmosphere.

So, gather your friends, pop some popcorn, and prepare to be transported back to the golden age of horror cinema. "The Barn" is a film that's sure to delight and terrify in equal measure, a testament to the enduring power of independent filmmaking and the timeless allure of a good old-fashioned scare.

I picked up a copy of "The Barn" given the movie's cover, and it did seem like it could be an interesting enough horror movie. It definitely had that throwback feel to it, back to the 1980s of horror movies.

And the movie definitely also had that ages feel to it. So that was at least counting in favor of the movie. But it was hardly enough to loom over everything that the movie was failing at.

First and foremost, the storyline in the movie was, and let me just be blatantly honest here, pointless and boring. The movie offered nothing new to the genre, and it felt like it was running on so much auto-pilot that it was derailing itself. Predictable to the core.

The characters in the movie were flaccid and one-dimensional, offering very little flavor to the movie.

As for the acting, well it was adequate enough, taking into consideration the type of movie and its budget size. Just don't go into watching "The Barn" with the hopes of seeing brilliant performances that will blow you away.

The creatures, monsters, call them what you will, in the movie were adequate enough. They weren't scary at all though. But the concept idea of them was interesting enough.

In terms of horror and shock value, then "The Barn" had absolutely zero of that, unless you've never seen a horror movie before in your life. Then, and only then, will you perhaps find some enjoyment in this movie.

I did manage to endure sitting to the very end of the movie, but it wasn't a particular satisfying ending to the movie. It was, in fact, also quite predictable.