- Christmas: What do you prefer to be called, Jumbo or Shrimp?
- Jumbo Shrimp: Call me that again. Cut your fucking head off.
- Christmas: That's a little harsh, bite-size.
- Lash: [after the Expendables are captured aboard Rahmat's ship] What a fucking mess this turned out to be.
- Easy Day: First Libya, now this? Somebody knew we were coming, both times.
- Marsh: My intel was solid.
- Easy Day: Your intel was shit.
- Marsh: Ah, shit on this.
- Gunner: The intel could have been leaked! We don't know you.
- Toll Road: He was verified.
- Gunner: [referring to Lash] Well, maybe it was your new girlfriend!
- Toll Road: Fuck you, Gunner! YOU sold us out in Vilena on that mission! Think I'd forget about that?
- Gina: Somebody did sell us out.
- Marsh: How about your man? You sold him out so you could be on top.
- Lash: Oh, back off. She wouldn't do that.
- Marsh: What? Fuck him up top?
- Gina: Fuck you.
- Toll Road: [pointing at Galan] Maybe it's the mute over in the corner. What's up, Galan? Cat got your tongue, cowboy?
- Easy Day: Yeah, he's hiding something.
- Gunner: Yeah. I never trusted this fucking guy!
- Marsh: [after Marsh is revealed to be Ocelot and Christmas destroys his helicopter with a rocket launcher] You're like genital warts! Always showing up where you're not wanted and refusing to go away!
- Christmas: You got something I need, Marsh. I'm coming down to get it.
- Marsh: I guess you figured out that this device right here is the only thing preventing World War III, a conflict that, while devastating for many, it'll be insanely, insanely, INSANELY profitable for somebody, and that somebody is gonna be me! And the Expendables WILL TAKE ALL THE BLAME! So, enjoy the show!
- [throws the kill switch into the ocean]
- Marsh: Kill them all!
- [Marsh's men open fire on the Expendables]
- Christmas: [after killing Rahmat's last remaining henchmen] How you doing, Rahmat?
- Rahmat: I see you like to play with knives.
- Christmas: Well, I ain't playing no more. You're gonna give me the kill switch, and we're gonna end all this.
- Rahmat: Come and get it, hero.
- [Rahmat draws a pair of tonfas and the two men fight]
- Rahmat: [while Christmas and Rahmat are fighting, Christmas manages to stab Rahmat in the shoulder] Is that the biggest one you've got?
- [Rahmat takes the knife out of his shoulder and he and Christmas continue to fight; eventually, Christmas manages to knock Rahmat down and impale Rahmat in the chest with a tomahawk]
- Christmas: No, that's the biggest one I got.
- Christmas: [after killing one of Rahmat's men] Takk can't come to the phone right now.
- [looks at Takk's corpse]
- Christmas: He's a little limp.
- Bok: Who is this?
- Christmas: [Rahmat takes the walkie talkie] A man who made a mistake letting you live. But I'm here to remedy that.
- Rahmat: Ah, look who's still trying to be a hero. How nice of you to come aboard. If you're hoping for a redo of the mess in Libya, you're too late, I'm afraid. My men are on their way to hunt you down. So I guess it's up to me to put you in an early grave. Just like I did your friend in Libya.
- Christmas: Correction, he wasn't my friend. He was my brother. So you can bring your army. Bring all the fucking men you want and I'll work through every last one of them. When I get to you, I'll make sure that the only way you leave this ship is in a wonderful variety of pieces.
- [drops walkie talkie and flees]
- Galan: [as Toll Road starts peeing to break the Expendables out of their holding cell] The hyoid bone. It's the only bone in the human body not connected to any others. It's right here in the throat. Without it, we cannot speak. With these hands, I will claw the hyoid bone from the throat of that fucker Rahmat, stick it up his boyfriend's culo, then make both of their asses apologize while they drown in their own blood. Barney was my hero. I do not speak, I cannot speak, because my mind is full of these brutal, visceral fantasies, fantasies that will now become a hellish reality!
- Easy Day: You should go back to not talking.
- Rahmat: [to Russo, while offering a prisoner exchange for Bai] No funny business. It's your call whether the Expendables need to live up to their namesake or not.