No Time to Spy: A Loud House Movie

I just saw it on Nickelodeon today and let me tell you, it blows the first one, THE LOUD HOUSE MOVIE (2021), out of the water. Because it feels like fan-fiction brought to life with some songs added to it as if it is trying to mimic Disney. Here, this one is a serious to the point roller coaster of thrills, chills, and laughs that is fun for the whole family! And what I mean by that, is that it will not annoy the parents (as well as the grand parents and aunt and uncle), and the older siblings (even the older cousins). The courage, the love, the morale, and a great score, along with awesome voice-acting. Also, the animation is pretty cool too. Speaking of which, there are some celebrity voice talents. Sarah Niles as the voice of X, Dan Folges as the voice of Mr. Dufus, and WWE Pro Wrestler, Paul Wight as the voice of Ham Hands. If THE LOUD HOUSE MOVIE, which you can see on Netflix, let you down, then NO TIME TO SPY: A LOUD HOSE MOVIE will make it up to you. It is like fan-fic by 25 to 5 percent because it looks the writer watched a lot of James Bond movies or parodies like DANGER MOUSE (the 2015 reboot, which you can see on Netflix, so check it out and spread the word) or T. U. F. F. PUPPY (a Butch Hartman cartoon that aired on Nick). The 75 to 95 percent is made up of faithfulness to the original Nickelodeon cartoon in terms of humor and imagination. If you want to see the movie's credit's in all it's entirety, watch it on Paramount Plus because the Nickelodeon airing cut it short. Like the first film and THE CASAGRANDES MOVIE (which is also available on Netflix and feels like fan-fic), expect Chris Savino's involvement to be downplayed because this guy, who was the original creator of the show, got fired for sexual harassment. I first heard about the movie being "announced" via a report on YouTube user Vailskibum94 early last year (January 12th 2023) saying that on a freelance editor's LinkedIn page as THE LOUD HOUSE 2. The editor worked on it from September 2022 to December 2022. Gee, that should have been kept mum or let the big head at Nick announce to the microphones first so hype can be brought up.

Bottom line: If you enjoyed (or didn't enjoy) THE LOUD HOUSE MOVIE, then NO TIME TO SPY: A LOUD HOUSE MOVIE is a lot more fun.

Everything about the movie is unrealistic nor good. This movie shows a lack of effort every single minute I'm watching.

None of the characters are likable, especially Lincoln. There are no groundbreaking plots in this movie and nothing is original.

I bet a two-year-old can think of a better plot than this. There are way too many predictable elements to this movie that there are just too many to name.

The animation, however, is good, but everything else is just straight garbage. Watching this never made me smile, it just made me uncomfortable and made me cringe in the entire movie.

I truly do not recommend this movie to anyone who has more than half of a brain cell and people who actually have good taste in what an actual movie is.

This movie sucks. Just like the last one too many plot holes, no point of making these movies, the movie doesn't make it sense at all and wasted potential Lincoln's character was ruined and they gave more screen time to the boring sisters than the sisters that are liked by fanbase and are actually enjoyable (Luna,Lana,Lucy). And you are telling me Lily got a gadget when she is a freaking baby before luna Lana Lucy and etc? The movie also didn't make any sense because I bet this movie wouldn't be this long if the characters actually had brains and used their powers. Hell I bet if Lincoln had a brain in this movie this would be way shorter, and can we please stop having Lynn act like a child? I like Lynn because of her character but I feel like the writers are trying to make us hate her by making her annoying, rowdy, immature and being a bully to Lincoln 9 times out of 10? Can I actually see some character development from Lynn or make her get humbled?

The Loud House is back again in another new full-length feature! It's Pop-Pop Albert and soon to be Gran-Gran Myrtle's wedding day as the Louds take another vacation to a tropical island. But while there, an old enemy from Myrtle's secret agent past is lurking and she suddenly gets kidnapped! Now it's up to Lincoln and his family to go rescue her on the ultimate espionage mission yet complete with spy gadgets, wild chases, villain battles, and a heart-pounding climax all while fighting their way through the power of family love!

What I can say about this new Loud House movie? From the action scenes, rib-tickling humor, emotional moments, and its same lovable characters, I loved every part of it! Even the musical score sounds so epic! I know that Lincoln has gone a bit too over his head with Myrtle's crime fighting story and his David Steele obsession in the beginning, but during the adventure, he did become heroic, brave and loyal, and that's what I like about him. The movie was so amazing it's even more exciting as their Scotland bound journey on Netflix! Any Loud House fan like myself would definitely watch this action-packed treat, and once again, the crew did a superb job on making this enjoyable feature! It'll be a great time to watch No Time anytime!

The 2021 Loud House movie may be the single worst movie I've ever seen.

So unbelievably lazy, convoluted, sloppy, badly written, and just all around frustrating. Just acknowledging its existence is enough to make my blood boil.

So as you can expect, I went into this one expecting absolute Hell. And wouldn't you know it, I experienced Hell, but not the kind I was dreading.

Much like The Casagrandes Movie that just came out (WHY did they release these so close together??), this was a very dull and monotonous Hell.

As with The Casagrandes Movie, there's actually not much here that actively pisses me off but I just find the thing so damn boring and slow.

A hodge-podge of tired Bond tropes and lame set-pieces, things that make no sense (Lincoln clearly had enough time to jump out of the rocket after pressing that button), the movie clumsily convolutes and Status Quoes its way to the forced conclusion.

I called The Casagrandes the blandest movie I'd seen, but I think this actually overtakes it.

And although I'd take bland over frustrating any day of the week, I just can't wait for this franchise to end already.