Buzz House: The Movie

Everything is bad about this movie. I cannot tell one good thing about it. It really shouldn't even exist, nobody should watch this. It's a movie made for money by a spoiled and annoying kid who has no idea what a good movie should be like. Really bad directing, really bad acting, really bad writing, really bad everything.

This kind of movies make me feel ashamed even to be alive. If i was the producer of this movie probably i would hide on a deserted pacific island for the rest of my life. It really is an embarrasement for the romanian cinema, even for the world cinema.

Anyway, don't waste time watching.

I just want to say that a world in which "Buzz House: the movie" is considered to be funny is a world that I don't want to live in.

It is a huge overstatement to call this a "movie". It is actually o collection of vines, clips, wannabe satyrical moment glued together in an hour and a half of bad jokes, terrible acting and various manele songs on the soundtrack.

I got dragged to see this abomination and I regret every minute of my life wasted in the movie theater.

The acting is the actual joke: various vloggers, influencers and Instagram celebrities trying to be funny and to recreste an American Horror movie, such as Scream. But all I saw was a bunch of "cocalari" and "pitipoance" with no talent.

The post-production and editing were really bad as well: at various moments the characters were running in a direction, then the very next moment they were in a totally opposite place.

Don't waste your money on this, don't encourage these type of "movies"!

I have watched plently of movies from the same media outlets that have been circulating through the romanian scene in the past few years.

While most of them are meant to be low quality satire, full of clichés and bad jokes, I can really appreciate a lighthearted atmosphere that is meant as a relaxing way to get entertainment.

But when it comes to BuzzHouse, everything is beyond atrocious to a point where you will cringe watching.

The "humor", even when understanding the joke references, it's almost non-existent, impossible to even crack a smile.

The story is non-existent as well, they just bring a bunch of media influencers in a remote location and kill them one by one. This could have been a good selling point of the movie, but every kill scene was rushed and done in an incredible lame manner that even a 5 years old would spot how bad it is.

And lastly, let's not talk about the actors. It's almost like they tried too hard to "act" and honestly, the movie would have been way better if they were just filmed them without knowing it's a movie and got their genuine reaction, because every time they try to say something it sounds so forced.

Please do not waste time on this movie, my girlfriend is a fan of the BuzzHouse Youtube show and knows the actors well and ever her thought the movie is an abomination of bad media production.

The killings felt rushed and boring, lacking creativity or brutality; just a stab and it was over. The killers were very predictable. At the start, the old woman gave the characters human flesh to eat, and that said it all. The motive was dumb, nonexistent, in my opinion. The fact that it was a comedy horror was a positive for the Romanian film industry, but it was a missed opportunity. Felt like I watched a 100-minute commercial for Lidl, Aqua, Dove/Nivea, or whatever those name brands were. I liked the color grading.

It would have been much better if it was created for Selly's YouTube channel (even on a smaller budget) rather than for cinema. It was something fun for the viewers of "Buzz House" (the reality show), but it's not something that deserves to be in cinemas.

It's frustrating that movies like this one get a lot of attention. The Romanian film industry deserves better.

It is a shame that this movie is on netflix. Shellys audience is mainly minors, and the movie will be watched mainly by minors who will be traumatised by it for sure. It is a film for adults and in Romania is rated +13 !!!!!! Very bad video, extremly low quality from a cinematographic point of view, and it definitly can't be called a movie. It is so easy to make horror movies, a costume, a scary music, low lights, screams and red paint. Just because someone has money is not ok to make movies like this. Total lack of responsability from everybody involved in the video and I hope this accidents wont happen again.