Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2013

Self-defeating due to over-length (3 hours) and repetition (same lousy musical cue is played during every segment), this showcase of porn beauties is generic sex. It plays due to pretty casting and the usual gang of reliable, overworked studs to service them.

End credits reveal one major boner: Asa Akira is listed as production assistant, a job unworthy of the superstar who does not appear on screen, even in a cameo. Patrick Collins & company at Evil Angel would have been wiser to put her in front of the camera.

The five girls who do show are quite attractive, and not as famous. Breast in show is Gia DiMarco, luminous with her body all oiled up on the attractive beach location. But she and the other girls soon head indoors to be f*cked, by big-dick guys plus director Toni Ribas who even gets paid for the privilege.

That's all folks, generic sex on DVD in an era when free internet porn should have already made that redundant.