Shark Exorcist

OK so have to write 10 lines on this, which feels like an extra punishment for trying to force myself to watch this. I made 20 minutes!

A few years ago I worked with some friends on a Zombie style horror series they were making. We never finished it but looking back the quality of that was far better than this. It's cheap, the acting (if you can call it that) is appalling.

I'm actually having trouble to find the words to actually describe this

Sometimes I'll say 2/10 for effort but this doesn't even deserve that. I even tried swearing at the television to see if it would make it better but I couldn't even find words bad enough to make it work.

I'm going to bed now, my day's ruined thanks to this!

O my gosh this may be the worst movie iv ever seen.

Nonsensical plot. Terrible sound design. Characters that come and go as they please. This movie is an absolute travesty. This are no redeeming qualities to this film.

The movie starts with a nun who kills someone and then calls satan to use them as her revenge. Then it cuts to a year later and a shark attacks some girls. One of them becomes a shark and then the director gets bored and starts making an entirely different film.

I think that I actually entered hell whilst watching this movie. There is so much wasted time on scenes that don't make any sense. The end of the main plot (shark posesses girl) happens 20 minutes before the end of the film. In the final 20 minutes, you will be sent to the chaos realm where nothing matters and you wish for death. Three seperate sets of new characters are introduced at this point. You were thinking that you would get a conclusion to the story? Well joke's on you: time for more screwing around.

There is not enough alcohol in the known universe to be able to get you through this movie.

Don't watch it. Not even as a gag.

When I found out this movie existed, I knew I had to watch it. After watching it I just found out I wasted over an hour of my life. However, the concept is so bad that this film is charming in a so bad it's good way. The cheesy acting and awful effects are just apart of the horrific experience.

SHARK EXORCIST is another bandwagon-jumping monster flick. It seems B-movie film-makers these days have realised that anything involving a shark sells well, so you get films about robot sharks, giant sharks, ghost sharks, you name it. The premise for this one is quite literally JAWS meets THE EXORCIST, but if you're looking for a genuine B-movie then you've come to the wrong place.

This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.

There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.