American Beach House

Bad actors, bad storyline, bad idea! This could be one of the worst movies I have seen. It is suppoosten to be a comedy, but I don't get the humor. My mistake, I looked at the movie rating, but I didn't notice there were only 6 ratings. My guess is that this movie won't even get more than 10 ratings. Even if you are home on a rainy day with a hangover, this movie is still bad. So Save Your Money And Time and look further. I stopped looking after 10 mins. Then I watched a movie called "trash". A way better choice than this one. So please to whoever reads this, think again. Choose another movie. There is lot more to offer.

Oh my god! That was one of the worst movies ever. I wanted to see Mischa Barton somewhere but I shouldn't do that. Everything in this movie is wrong. Actors, story. I was so annoyed by this movie I had to skip some parts because I couldn't see the whole thing. It is called comedy but I didn't laugh. Parts with the old woman were terrible, I guess they thought this is very funny but it wasn't. And Lorenzo Lamas was terrible too. One little good thing was music - that was sometimes OK. But that isn't enough. I wanted to relax a little but I was just disappointed.

So warning to you all, you don't wanna see it - for your own good :D. My rate would be zero but it isn't possible so I gave 1.

.....one giant stinker of a movie that has absolutely nothing to redeem it other than the beautiful ladies.

Starring Mischa Barton as the host of an apparent contest in which enraged three men and three women joining together in a lavish beach house for a week. Apparently no rules and no consequences were held in this house with characters being able to do whatever.

This is a light sappy reality tv type drama with juvenile humor. It has the feel of reality competitive series Big Brother without any competitive games and far less people in the house. The comedy includes toilet humor and nothing is really clever or memorable.

Mischa Barton is the highlight playing the host while she welcomes these six contestants. Most of the characters are relatively one dimensional with each one of course hooking up with another. Shallow characters are expected. The hookups are predictable save for perhaps Barton's character, but there were some slight clues along the way.

There is character development to be had on the end and does have some emotion to it but overall the film just has that sappy feel about it. Fans of relative tv competition types may enjoy the film for what it is.

Let's be honest, the most interest this movie generates is from curiosity, either by how they drag Lorenzo Lamas or how much attractive girls in poster will shed their clothes. That is much more attention than this movie deserves, as it has no appeal whatsoever aside from few superficial flashes of half-naked ladies, even that is debatable as merit.

It's like a parody of reality show, and would have been funny if it didn't try to shoehorn cringe worthy romcom script. Nothing more than a few people prancing in beach, the drama is barren at best and the comedy is so outdated, it wouldn't have worked even in 80s.

All characters don't look authentic, and Lorenzo Lamas pops up every now and then to offer vague advice and grope random girls. There are even awkward soundtracks to accompany the whole lackluster parade.

A few good looking people in bikini can't sugarcoat how bad this movie is. Highly recommended to avoid.