Complotul Bonelor

Completely pointless movie. Product placement every five minutes, plot that doesn't even follow any logic, random characters without any character development that pop out of nowhere, actors that seem to deliver their lines by reading straight out of the script. It feels like the only reason for this film being made is for them to earn a bit of money from the horribly executed product placement and to promote some B-list Romanian celebrities and their children. This movie is such a waste of time that I would not even recommend watching it ironically. I decided to give it a chance also based on the fact that it has some 9 and 10 star ratings in here but now I am convinced that they were written by people directly involved with the movie. What a waste of the planets resources creating this "movie" must have been. Since YouTube ads are better executed pleas don't waste your time on this one.

The Nanny Plot is so weak that even the IMDB Top 10 of the worst movies wouldn't dare put it in first place. Because it would make the others look like masterpieces.

The first thing I noticed was the sound. I couldn't believe how execrable the audio part is, with an annoying echo that sounds like it was recorded with the jar and sounds like when you scream into an empty barrel. Absolutely nothing happens in the film, just an endless stream of characters wandering aimlessly through the landscape, like a fashion show, but without fashion.

Needless to say, it's incredibly predictable and exasperatingly unfunny.

Also, the product placement here is the peak of aggressiveness, it couldn't be more ostentatious.

As for acting, what acting? There isn't such thing as acting in here, except Iacob, all the others are not actors, just someone's kid or just paid to be cast in the movie.

It is among the worst Romanian films I've seen.

Don't believe the other reviews that hype the movie, it is obvious they're paid ones since all 5 of them are from 1st time reviewers.

This isn't supposed to be claimed as a "movie" i don't have words to describe why you should do anything just to not watch this movie, in my opinion this was made in max 3 days, it's a very big shame for all the people from production.

I can't believe this was in cinematography and you need to pay to watch it, i hope no one from this production say it was a part of it and contribute to make it. Totally not worth my time, please do not let movies like this to appear ever again.

Im glad i didn't belive the fake positive publicity who was obviously paid some influencers from romania to say it's good and you should go to cinema to watch.

The plot, the audio, the acting, the everything... in this so called movie are so bad, that i regret even considerating watching this.

The movie has no good jokes , no nothing. I don't know for who this movie was written.

Ok, i understand that you have to have sponsors for the movie, but the level of commercials in this is so annoying. Everything has to be a commercial.

I'm glad that i haven't spent any money to watch this in theathers. It's not worth the time and money.

I sincerly dont know how others rate this movie with a 9 or a 10 because no real person could recommend this to no one .

Do you want to waste almost 2 hours of your life on an unfunny, boring, plotless movie with no substance what so ever? Well then you're in luck! This "comedy" is unremarkable in every single way, and honestly painful at times. The jokes all fall flat, the product placement is pathetic, with 20 brands shoved in your face throughout the movie and it's worst sin is probably that nothing ever happens! The actors have no chemistry togheter and sometimes feel like they made this movie at gunpoint. By the end of the movie half the audience had left, and for the better honestly. Don't waste your time and money on this. Wish I could give it 0 stars.