Intruder

Time wasting.....very slow pace....no storyline.......

This movie is basically what a film student would make right after graduation when they are putting a ton of value into the cinematography and score instead of the actual plot. The main character looks like Heidi Montag from the Hills, but the way too skinny version. She also has the most boring life I could possibly imagine, and her apartment is way too big considering she does nothing but drink wine, shower and be the most oblivious person ever for the whole movie. There are several scenes with absolutely NO payoff so basically a waste of time. The film ends in the LAMEST way possible and yes I watched the stupid middle credits ending scene. (btw if you are getting murdered with a plastic bag over your head, don't be an idiot.. just rip a hole in the bag where your mouth is). Her cat was the star of this movie and honestly, I'd rather listen to lil yatchy's entire discography than watch this movie again.

What a slow and boring movie. Did anyone else notice the main characters obvious English accent, but her brother was clearly American?

But it didnt. So how did the girl end up next door? He didn't drug her. And what's up with the sometimes British accent? Its like she is trying to sound American, but then gives up halfway through talking. Absolute crap.

That should be an enormous red flag. When you have to hit up everyone you know to twist their arm to get them to kick in for your movie you should listen to them and think 'maybe this is a bad plan. Moreover, when the lead actress is married to the CEO of a production company that's not involved in the movie just maybe it's a radioactive slag heap.

It's not all bad. She's pretty to look at in a cold Gillian Anderson kind of way. Or if Tori Spelling were good looking. The housecat is also very soothing. What's not good is her on again off again American accent that lapses into Scottish.

Some weird things in the movie are, does she live in a house or an apt? Either way it's 3x.the size of my home. But I have a washer dryer and she doesn't. Why are the people taking so many showers? Seems that normal is taking 3 showers a day. Why do Portland thunderstorms go on for 3 or 4 days? Wouldn't that be some kind of state of emergency? How does a home with no direct access to the outdoors be something a cat repeatedly escapes from? Don't dead bodies start to smell? How do you take 3 showers a day AND wander around in an endless hurricane and your hair is never wet and your makeup is always perfect? When did changing a lightbulb become fearsome? Why does it take 12 hrs to call someone who's missing? How do hot women live on nothing but two sips wine every 4 days, even if, like her sleeps 20 hrs a day?