Death House

I really wanted to like this one, being a fan of all the horror legends it contained. It started off like it had a plot, but then the director said "Nevermind, I'll just do whatever.", and the movie collapsed in on itself.

The reviews on here are a little odd... anyway, here is a real one.

This film blows.

I love super bad horror movies. But not this bad. Sid Haig, Michael Berryman, Gunnar Hansen, Kane Hodder, Dee Wallace, Barbara Crampton, R.A Mihalov, Tony Todd, Bill Mosely.....wasn't enough to save this drivel. Saying it made zero sense is giving it too much credit. If you like lots of gore and boobies and 80's Moog synth sound F/X, then by all means...sit through this.

Omfg. This is horrible. There's an interesting premise, with loads of potential. Science mixed with supernatural... and the cast is a powerhouse of horror icons...

But the acting is horrible, the gore laughable, the nudity gratuitous, the acting is phoned in primarily, and the cgi so low budget it makes the first resident evil look like a masterpiece. And it was made recently. I've seen better cgi from college students on their midterms.

Its sequenced like a video game. Not even a video game movie. A video game. But then it goes no where with it.

Resolution leaves room for sequel, but its all so rushed you dont want one.

Its not even worth the one viewing.

However... if someone with the right budget and a platform willing to give it a few seasons with intent of final resolution via a movie... the plot could be properly flushed out to really do the basic story concept justice.

Not netflix. They seem content with 3season runs. Something like HBO. And with a research team capable of making the science and history aspects enough screentime and accuracy to make it concievable IRL. Like... googling plot points should yield enough real life similarities to make you paranoid.

I don't know what's worse... the fact that this movie is an absolute mess or that I wanted to love it and it left me with blue balls. The lighting is awful, the editing was done by a blind and deaf person, and the ending makes zero sense. The only reason it got as many stars as it did was because they did manage to corral a lot of horror legends into one place.