Live Nude Girls

I've grown abit tired of typical Hollywood blockbusters and now often scrape the bottom of the barrel C grade, low budget, 5.0 and below rated movies.

Live Nude Girls is one of those rare movies that somehow manage to get the right balance of being pretty awful, yet charming and funny at the same time. And surprisingly some of these porn stars can actually act and have decent comedic timing.

If you're into bad movies and aren't offended by nudity, Live Nude Girls is worth a watch.

Let's not take ourselves too seriously. If I was forced to watch Expendables 3 or Live Nude Girls a second time, I would rather watch Bree Olson, Asa Akira, and especially Tera Patrick one more time. Bree does her ditsy blonde routine to perfection, and Tera Patrick is a good actress. She plays a bipolar seductress, and switches from a sweet aunt to greedy bitch faster than you can say "I'm not a fig plucker, nor a fig pluckers son, but I'll pluck figs until the fig plucker comes." It's a NICE movie. The hero is a nice guy who inherits a famous club running out of money. There is a bouncer with a poet's soul, an affable manager with drug and alcohol problems, a loser best friend who comes through in the end. There is even a romance between the main character and the cocktail waitress who actually runs the entire club. OK. It's not Shakespeare. The sole purpose is to make you smile. It's a decent story, photographed well with plenty of interesting characters, lots of great tits and a happy ending that ties all the character lines together. Lighten up. Watch it while you're cleaning house or balancing the checkbook. It's a visual snack, not a 7 Course Feast.

Very slow moving painful disaster of a movie. The pornstars are about the best actors in this flick! Seriously. Bree Olson acts really well and so does Asa Akira. Other roles are so much overplayed that you can litterally see the effort of acting. Cringy characters and freaks ruin any chance of the movie to be somewhat realistic. But as a comedy, the movie totally lacks of comic highlights. And then there is this douchbag with a camera trying to document developments, sort of movie within a movie, a totally futile exercise ending up cuting the flow of the story.... but then, what story? Whoever thinks that the movie oozes sexual energy: be disappointed. The movie is a waste of time.

I recently watched Live Nude Girls (2014) on Tubi. The storyline follows two aimless friends who suddenly inherit a rundown strip club from one of their estranged uncles. Now, they have to figure out how to keep the place afloat-while also enjoying access to women like they've never had before.

This film is directed by Jay Leggett (Lemmings) and stars Mikey Hatton (Green Book), Bree Olson (The Human Centipede III), Dave Foley (The Kids in the Hall), Tera Patrick (Soul Plane), and Andy Dick (Road Trip).

The acting is bad, the concept is weak, the writing is worse, and everything screams low-budget. That said, the women are undeniably gorgeous, and there's plenty of nudity-which isn't surprising, given that half the cast comes from the adult film world. I'll admit, a few lines did make me laugh-especially the toy conversation/interview, which caught me off guard in the best way.

In conclusion, Live Nude Girls is exactly what it sets out to be: an excuse to show naked women. I'd give it a 3/10.

I had zero expectations coming into this movie, and I was actually very pleasantly surprised by how genuinely funny it is. Dave Foley is particularly great. What an underrated gem of a movie. The only thing I didn't like about it was the music... too loud, too terrible, too distracting, and it didn't match the mood.