- Jennifer: I found human DNA on the lips of the victim... It came back as a Mary Moore. Saliva, and placed on the victim's lips, postmortem.
- Jason Easterly: I guess she snuck in a kiss goodbye.
- Ken Clark: That's not funny, that's nasty.
- Jason Easterly: Yeah, it's probably criminal.
- Ken Clark: Well, not technically, but doesn't mean it's right. That's between her and the good Lord.
- Al Jones: Maybe take a shower before you leave. I mean, you don't wanna scare off the wildlife while you're out there, do you?
- Jason Easterly: I took one last night.
- Al Jones: Next time, use some soap.
- Ken Clark: Just because she killed him doesn't mean she doesn't still love him in her own sick and little twisted way.
- Ken Clark: We think there's something else at play here. Something a little more, uh... unorthodox.
- Henry: You ain't talkin' about... HIM... are ya?
- Jason Easterly: Him?
- Henry: The skunk ape? The grass man? The woods booger? Gigantopithecus? Or you might know him as Bigfoot?