The Goatman

This is really bad. Thought I'd give it a go as the rating was 5.4 on here and when you watch as many horror films as I do you know that is is reasonably high for a b horror. This was just bad, wouldn't quite qualify for 'so bad it's good' as it's not a fun movie in the slightest. There were no laugh out loud moments and the acting was...well I wouldn't even call it acting. The soundtrack made it sound like a lifetime romance film and the lighting was way off. I haven't mentioned the cinematography which is never really good for these type of movies but it was still bad. Once it settles this will probably be around 2.3 to 3.4 on here, the reason it's at 5.4 is because it only has 17 votes. Definitely not a 5.4 horror. You'll probably enjoy this if you worked on it, if not then there's nothing here. No real bloody scenes, no real horror, no atmosphere and I've already said about the acting. 3/10 as I've seen worse.

I didnt think it was too bad to be fair but it felt quite dragged on and some of the actors just didnt show any expression or emotion, but to be fair some did, I also didnt like the way the film actually ended because there couldve been so much more added to the film definitely because there couldve be many exciting and interesting endings because right before the end I had no clue what was gonna happen next where you can normally guess what happens after a certain amount of time watching a film so when it ended i was abit surprised of the ending as it was quite dull and boring to be honest, but overall it wasnt a bad film but it could definitely be so much better with improvments, still very mad about the fact there couldve been such a better ending.

Don't even bother watching. The acting is worse than whatever is meant to be traumatising everyone. I couldn't even be bothered to find out what that was. Had to turn off I just couldn't even take it. I am now just writing more characters as I can't post this review without meeting a certain limit. So yeah, my point still stands. Don't bother, find something decent...urgh, I dunno, go play a game, watch the TV, go for a walk, watch paint dry? I guess anything is better than sitting through 1 and a half hours of whatever this is meant to be. It's ok nearly there, aaaannddd yep,,,, signing off now bye.