America Is Sinking

I can't remember the last time I saw a film that came out so poorly. The dialog was like something produced by early A. I., or at least by someone who rarely interacts with humans. The acting was flat and unnatural, like this was the first time the actors had seen the script. The effects, well, you expect cheezy effects in a B movie, so I'll let that one slide. The science and engineering aspects were absolutely nonsensical. I can honestly say it was shockingly bad. I always watch to the end before passing judgement, and this one just doesn't get any better as it goes on. I give it 2/10 stars, only because someone probably put their heart into making it and must be reading a lot of terrible reviews right now. If you read this and still watch it, you are doing a charitable thing. Good luck.

This has to be a B movie. The actors and actresses you have in this movie are terrible at acting. If you actually had real actresses and actors it would had been a great movie. This movie actually made me really wanna punch myself in the face or even watching it through. Note to viewers that hasn't watch it yet. Take you some ibuprofen before the movie starts. The part that really killed me was when a tsunami was coming while this woman and her teenage daughter stopped at a abandoned vehicle to steal the gas. She pulled her water hose out from the back of her vehicle and began to get the gas out. Then ran back to her vehicle to put the gas in without the nozzle on the gas jug. Now what the hay 🤣 then drove off in their car. And all of a sudden they dose off to sleep while driving. This is so stupid. Kill me now.

One of the worst movies I've ever watched

A masterpiece! Definitely watch it. This movie is a blow to the industry. It should be awarded. I mean, for the love of your eyes, what are you doing? Didn't someone come up and say, "What are we doing?" The worst use of green screen I've ever seen. If I could gather 10 people who pass by, we could make a better movie.

I would say there was effort, but where is it? A mediocre movie. Sometimes I think, I say it's impossible to see a worse movie than this; I see worse every time. This is also an achievement; they managed to do the worst. Still, good work, it must be hard to achieve this success :)

There are those rare times in one's life where you are having an angst ridden, sleepless night and you choose to watch a movie that merely acts as a night light. This awful waste of time and effort is not, I repeat, not night light worthy.

So bad on so many levels, and not even unintentionally humorous.

Acting: bad.

Dialogue: bad.

Casting: bad.

Special effects (and I use this term loosely): bad.

Direction: bad.

Cinematography: bad.

Sound: bad.

Editing: bad

Screenplay: bad.

Locations: bad.

Props: bad.

Hell, the title is bad.

Avoid at all cost. You've been warned.

Funny though, I feel better now...

Initially I was intrigued by the movie's cover, and I had never actually heard about the movie prior to sitting down and watching it. I started the movie, and those two dreaded words popped up on the screen; The Asylum. Great, another attempt at a natural disaster from The Asylum, enough said actually.

The storyline in "America Is Sinking" is pretty generic, even for a natural disaster movie from The Asylum. Writers Jeremiah Crothers and Steve Doucette apparently opted to play it insanely safe and bet on every trope seen in previous natural disaster movies. And that ultimately made this movie bland, predictable and sort of forgettable. I can't claim that I was particularly entertained throughout the course of the 83 minutes that the movie ran for. The storyline was predictable and every bit as unrealistic as you would assume. And you know the outcome of the movie from the very beginning, yeah it was that kind of movie.

The cast ensemble in the movie was actually fair. I was only familiar with Michael Paré, Paul Logan and Lindsey Marie Wilson. I wonder if actors Michael Paré and Paul Logan are enslaved to The Asylum, as they tend to pop up in almost everything that The Asylum spews out.

The special effects in the movie were as you would expect from a natural disaster movie churned out by The Asylum. Questionable and dubious special effects. I especially loved how the helicopter changed colors in between scenes, when you see it on the roof it is green, but as the scene shifts and the helicopter it is in the air, it suddenly became a desert camouflaged color. And the scene in the beginning of the movie where the actor and actress were in front of a blue screen, and it was supposed to be filmed in the arctic; it just looked abysmal.

Of course the movie's cover far outshined the actual contents of the movie. But then again, that is usually the case with these natural disaster movies.

My rating of director Mario N. Bonassin's 2023 movie "America Is Sinking" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.