A Lifeguard's Obsession

I watch cheesy movies all of the time. This one takes the cake. The pre-existing injury for surfer girl was comical from begging to end. A surfer who can't stay a float because of some minor past injury has to be one of the funniest things I've watched. The angry hippy surfer dude cracked me up. The acting between the three main characters was so incredibly bad that this turned into a comedy right off the bat. Everything about this movie was absolutely awful, yet again funny as hell. I actually could not stop watching. I'm glad I record these movies because the pain goes by quickly. This one though the laughter never stopped.

The plots still remain the same when they use a lifeguard as their vehicle of antagonism. Production value also set a new low when they had to use visual effects instead of trying to create something real. As much was spent on the direction and the script as there was no imagination at all with the plot ending. How many times have we seen the same old bit when the victims are trying to escape, conveniently knock the.weasel on the head with anything handy and then in a desperate moment shoot or stab the villain. But this movie made a cliche out of it even more, the.criminal some how survives a supposed fatal attack to obsess again. I feel sorry for the actors here, because they are going to be associated this less than Oscar material.

Hmmm! Lifetime showing azz movies now. Guess they want to attract more men. Anyway, Silly woman goes surf boarding with an injured knee. So, surprise, surprise, knee gives out, she plunges underwater and is saved by the lifeguard who turns out to be a psycho. Yawn.

This movie really has nothing going for it, except pretty young women half-clad sometimes. The beach scenes are pretty. Other that that, It has no suspense, no drama, no mystery, no comedy, no nothing. I kept waiting for something to happen to get me excited, but then it was over. The acting wasn't bad. This movie just has too many pieces that don't fit together.