Kill, Granny, Kill!

This movie like most of Camp Motion Pictures releases was a lot of fun! It really reminded me of a film you would rent and watch with your friends in the 80s. I was actually surprised at how much i enjoyed this movie. The super cool artwork sold me! Now that's some killer art!

The script was above par for a micro budget movie. The granny had some really fun one liners! Crack Kills! Another thing that stood out is the locations. They were so much better than what you would usally see with this budget. The granny house had some Texas Chainsaw vibes and really provided the perfect backdrop for the movie.

I haven't watched any other films by this director, but he seems to have an eye for this type of movie. The camera work was pretty solid and the pace of the movie was good and i never felt bored.

The acting was surprisingly good! Standouts were the lady that played the granny and the lead Girl were really solid in their roles.

This is a perfect movie to have a few drinks with your friends and have a good laugh.

If you like low budget horror movies from the 80s, this might be for you!

Mildred (Donna Swenson) is a nice old lady who has a few skeletons in her closet, quite literally. She is very religious but seems to overlook the commandment "thou shalt not kill," and I'm not too sure that human flesh was considered clean meat. Her weapon of choice is an ax, and she always makes sure to wear a poncho so no blood gets on her clothes. Donna Swenson does an amazing job with this character, creating a combination of Miss Daisy (Driving Miss Daisy), Hannibal Lecter and Betty White all rolled into Mildred. What's really impressive is that this is her first movie. Her grandson Jace (TJ Pack) looks after her and also assists with the killings and preparation of the bodies. At first I wasn't sure if he was in on it, and that's because the emotions portrayed by the actor come off so well, like the stuff his "Nanna" does is just routine and normal. He's just laid back and ready to help in any way possible.

Abby (Alicia Clark) sees an online ad for a caretaker position and is interviewed by Mildred at her house out in the country. She seems nice enough but she does have a few rules: No swearing, no obscene TV programs, and no fornicating under her roof. But with her boyfriend Daniel (Jason Crowe) constantly asking for sex, what will happen if Abby does not follow Mildred's rules? Both Alicia Clark and Jason Crowe delve deep into their characters, and the relationship they have appears genuine. You can truly sense the frustration of Abby trying to respect Mildred's wishes, and you get a few laughs from some comments and actions by Daniel being the annoying boyfriend, tempter and tease.

This movie could have ended no other way. It was not predictable and it continued with the humor and shock value throughout the movie. My jaw was dropped and then ensued laughter. (Hint: Sit through the credits!)

I found out about this film at ScareFest 2014 and longed for its release this year; I was not disappointed! This movie truly showed the evolution of Jacob Ennis's direction from his previous movies (Stash and Red River). The camera-work, lighting and editing were terrific. The musical score matched well with the scenes, especially in the flashback scene with Mildred. The change in lighting with the flashback (blurred) emphasized that it was a memory.

The horror aspects of the script came off as true horror. The blood and gore in the scenes were very graphic and did not come off as parody like some horror comedies. There were times that I was truly disgusted and grossed out, and I must say Granny used that ax pretty well. The comedy of the movie did not overpower the horror; it truly complemented it. You'd see a very disturbing image or scene and then a situation or line would follow that would cause you to laugh. The script did a great job of balancing this and I found some parts of the movie very quotable.

Looking for a perfect blend of horror and humor, giggles and gore? Look no further! See the movie Kill, Granny, Kill or else Nanna might use your eyes for her next pot pie!

Kill, Granny, Kill! tells the story of a cannibalistic grandma and her grandson who slay those they deem unworthy of life and against the teachings of Christ.

Grandma brings in a carer to live with her who must live by strict rules including no fornication!

I loved the cover art and though the budget is lacking it immediatly became apparent that they'd used the 100k very well as it looks great all things considered.

Though constructed and paced in the most bizzare way I've seen in months this is a just about passable affair. Not so much a slasher, or psychological but certainly horror.

The lead Kayla Perkins shines and demonstrates that she was simply too good for this movie, perhaps the writers were as well as much of the dialogue was considerably better than you'd expect from a film like this.

Though not entirely terrible Kill, Granny, Kill! is a heavily flawed movie that shows potential but just couldn't break through that glass ceiling and come out as something memorable.

Nice attempt regardless.

The Good:

Some surprisingly good writing

Lead is better than you'd expect

Great cover art

The Bad:

Some ropey sound work

Weirdly paced

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

Carers scrub balls

The writers didn't understand the concept of irony

You can werk for food

I wasn't sure how I was gonna feel about this movie at first. I really loved the camera work and the whole 80s vibe I got from it (other than the use of computers and cell phones). The acting was not very good at all but that doesn't bother me much if everything else is good, and I can say that everything else was very good in KILL, GRANNY, KILL. Granny's one-liners were hit-and-miss, but I enjoyed them all the same. The camera work, the editing, the story (though simple it was still effective for a low-budget slasher), the location (I loved the old house) and the kills were pretty brutal at times. A couple scenes in particular really stood out. With a running time of just under 70 minutes, there was never a time that felt boring. All in all I give it a solid 6 out of 10.

I've seen plenty of 'slasher' films in my time, stretching from the seventies, right up until present day - they truly can be described as 'the good, the bad' and the 'truly mediocre.' However, I always have a soft spot when a movie calls itself by something so obvious, that you can't really hate it and, if you do, it's probably your fault for not using the title as a warning sign that it's not to your taste.

Guess what 'Kill, Granny, Kill' is about? If you said anything other than 'a killer grandma,' then you should probably not be watching films and concentrate on books with lift-up flaps in them.

Yes, a Granny is out to kill all those she feels are 'degenerates' and have strayed away from her generations' lifestyle. Kind of harsh, but despite me not being quite as old as her, I have to confess to feeling a similar sentiment every time I see my daughter using a certain Chinese social media app that everyone under the age of 21 seems to be addicted to.

So, that's about it - nice old lady on the outside - ruthless murderess on the inside. Oh, and she has an interesting way of disposing of the bodies. Makes me wonder what my own grandparents served me up whenever my mum and dad took me round to visit them at Christmas.

Perhaps the biggest selling point of this film is its length. It's very short, clocking in at just over an hour. It knows what it is. It knows it's silly and has a bit of a daft premise. And, because there's only so much you can do with a small idea, the film doesn't need to be overly long. And it isn't. So, even if you do hate it, it won't waste that much of your time. As for me... I thought it was quite good, silly fun for what it was.