Gay Panic

Mindless massage porn is spoken at Adult Time, including this DVD providing three dumb lesbian threesomes. The ephemeral nature of this type of content makes it hardly worth preserving off-line.

One segment titled "Sneaky Sunbathing" is not a massage comedy but instead substitutes putting on suntan oil for getting a massage (I like to call this genre Oilers for that reason). Stupid story (credited to Adult Time hack writer Midnight) has Kenzie Madison and Bella Rolland trying nude sunbathing, attracting the attention of horny neighbor Cadence Lux. Attempt at humor falls flat and illogically the trio head indoors for gonzo sex.

Title scene is extremely poor, shot on that lousy set (crappy white decor and the same crummy black & white painting on the wall) used for hundreds of Adult Time vignettes. Lesbian pair Jewelz Blu and Charlotte Sins order an outcall Couples Massage and masseuses Aaliya Love and Lauren Phillips show up. In an embarrassing (NonSex) performance, Lauren has a fit when she realizes its lesbians she'll be servicing, and wildly overacting she complains in a bigoted fashion, then almost has a panic attack before exiting stage left. Aaliyah handles the two women all by herself.

A corny "initiation" scene has Slimthick Vic getting a 4-handed massge by herself when her hubby doesn't show up. Alex Coal (looking mighty sexy in sleek yoga pants) and Serene Siren introduce Vic to the wonders of lesbiann sex during her rubdown.