The Last Straight Man

Over the last week, I've seen a few gay-themed movies, and oddly several containing Mark Cirillo; well...I can honestly say this is the only one I liked. He is of course type-cast as "the gay guy" (not sure he can overcome his "gay voice") and his long-time friend is played by Scott Sell, who absolutely comes off as a virile, sexually curious man who struggles with his feelings for his friend on the eve of what for most is a lifelong commitment. The pace of the film is perfect as we see the "progression" of their relationship from year to year. If you can tolerate the sex scenes (and warning: they are very blunt...think Brokeback Mountain), there really is a good mix of character-revealing dialogue, to the point where you start asking yourself who is really being honest to whom...more by what ISN'T being said. The only negative is the odd insertion of rambling, sappy monologues (can't blame Mark for this...he didn't write it). All in all, this was a very well-thought, entertaining "fluffy" work, which can actually be thought-provoking if you read between the lines.

By reading the summary, it soon became clear that this would be a room movie contained in a few sets. Once the first scene was completed featuring several characters in the bachelor party and we get to the actual motion of the film, I started to hope that the chemistry between the 2 leads would be enough to entice since basically, a hotel room becomes the center of the action and that can become quickly tedious.

But to my surprise, the rapport is quite fair between Mark Cirillo as Lewis the gay one who has a crush on heterosexual yet confused Cooper played by Scott Sell. There are several nude scenes which took me by surprise and even though I felt they were not necessary, it doesn't detract from the story. Obviously, this is a low budget production so a montage of pictures is all we see to illustrate the time both characters spend in between their yearly meeting.

That part of the story bothered me a bit since I can't see how meeting only once a year for sex is realistic even if the 2 men are great friends and we don't really hear about their friendship outside of the confine of their trysts over the years. Still, I was caught up in their emotional interplay and felt like the connection between the two men was genuine which helped soothe some of the awkward acting moments that made me cringe in certain places.

Yet, even though this is not a strong story and it made me feel like some more scenes outside of the hotel room would have helped create a better understanding of what made these men tick without them having to talk about it, I still enjoyed it enough to give it a rather strong and fair rating of 7 stars.

The ending felt rather truncated and I would have hoped to get a bit more substance added to the denouement but it still felt satisfying enough to recommend potential viewers interested in this subject matter to give it a fair chance.

A beautiful story, seductive told. A story about friendship becoming love, about attraction and about 12 years period , one night, a hotel room, talks and drinks and sex and doubts about the other.

The best virtue is the impecable simplicity.

Second - the acting.

And the fair, gentle exploration of relations, fears, responsabilities, decisions and shadows of ambiguity game.

The second good point remains the lovely realism. The book, the shots, the talk, the crumbs of humor are just beautiful pillars of a story pretending be only a confession about hidden side of near reality. It is more than a romance but a wise crafted portrait of choices.

The end - obvious, one of the provocative ones. But, in essence, just this is the point.

I can not agree with some of the comments I have read about this video. I know that peoples tastes in movies, sex and/or love vary considerably, so I don't condemn them for having a different opinion. I have watched it many times and continue to enjoy it every time. I do have one comment about the ending. I found it odd that Lewis and Bernie would be enjoying a seaside picnic with Cooper and his wife and son and the startling kiss between Cooper and Lewis in full view of all the others. WTF! And don't forget people that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and sometimes the personality can outshine the face and figure. Personally, I loved it.

The overall storyline is, as far as I know, quite original, but it depends on dealing with denial of & confusion over sexual identity and the consequent subterfuge that results from the constraints that society attempts to impose on our "acceptable" behavior and our permitted relationships, none of which are ground-breaking themes.

The film is almost entirely made up of conversations between Lewis and Cooper as they have their annual reunions, which means that the quality of the movie depends almost entirely on the scripted dialogue and its delivery by Mark Cirillo and Scott Sell … and both range from moderately good to mediocre. Often the conversations have flat-lined long before they end and the occasional slapstick in the hotel, presumably included to regain the viewers' drifting attention, seems more ridiculous than funny.

The situations and dialogue often seem contrived, labored, sophomoric, inconsistent and sometimes illogical. There are some moderately amusing moments and I suppose the whole concept of Cooper living one life for 364 days a year and then something quite different one day a year is humorous in a sad way.

Watchable, but not especially noteworthy or engaging.