Prometheus Trap

OK, first I realize it had a limited budget and that it went straight to DVD, but it was horrible. Using garment bags and vacuum hoses for their "hyper sleep chambers" was so junior high school play that it wasn't even funny.

Also the camera shots were terrible. Mostly focusing on faces and did a horrible job of that. I realize they didn't have a lot of money for sets but a wide angle shot showing more would have helped it seem not like someone was using their camera phone to video tape it.

And I never understood why the captain got so angry at being called "Ma'am".

Don't buy, don't rent it, if its on TV for free if you want something on to fall asleep to give it a shot.

I'm sorry I could not get past the first five minutes. Because the camp androids acting was so bad he took the lead but not by far they all stink and should be ashamed of them selfs. ALSO. The opening scene where they are In wedding day dress bag holders with dishwasher exhaust pipes in their mouths. HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME WITH THIS GARBAGE, HOLLYWOOD

Lack of imagination, plus a budget unequal to the task, nets a film called Prometheus Trap. If you like time warp movies (Ground Hog Day) this might be your cup of poison tea. With ideas ripped from Alien, but ZERO clue how to make use of them, this mish-mash plods along like a one-legged centapeed.( Spellcheck, not worth getting into.) Coming out of cryo-sleep standing up in a plastic bag with a hose stuffed n your mouth is a terrible way to start the day, or a movie. Things actually devolve from there, and our astronauts change into their space gear in what looks like a junior high locker room. Fights feature actual crowbars, which are usually not standard issue on spaceships! Props appear to include a fish-finder, random padded-cell wall coverings, helmets (that get a special after film credit) that have a rusty 50's diver bell vibe, and costumes are worse, with tiny elbow and knee coverings, black long underwear, and headsets from the 1980's call centers. You will wish for the end to come many times before a lame zinger FINALLY brings this mammothly awful film to a tattered close. WHY does the ghost spceship feature big numbers painted on the side like an intergalactic one-armed bandit?

Of course, if you expect to see the remake of Alien, if you expect fancy design and computer animation, if you wanted to see the other Prometheus film, you will be disappointed. BUT: This film is great. It is far away from main stream. It deals with the characteristics of "time" very well. It shows how the characters try to escape the logical constrains the time implies on them. This is extremely well done. The setting fits well to a low budget film. Still, it is thrilling to see. The only down side I saw was the movement of the star ships. These were kind of badly animated, inadequately moving in space. If this was not the case, this film can be positioned on the same level as 2001 - Odyssee is space.

Okay, not as horrible as you think if you can handle original 1960s sci fi like outer limits, which live on story development rather than eye candy. I "watched" this as background audio and eventually became engaged enough to pay some attention. One watch through left me some questions, so I am not really sure if it deserves a 3 or a 6. So I'm giving it a 5 because you know some of us need to support the mere fact of an unusual and unpredictable story in a mainstream DVD release.

Just watch if you are intrigued by time travel story lines and theories.

Acting across the board felt passable, but the patience of the producers deserves credit. Not an easy undertaking with so much happening with visuals relying on a paper thin budget. I'm sure direction and a few actor choices could have improved the film. Music wasn't terrible. Worst choice in the movie for me is the way the radio communication between various space personnel is over-done, making it indecipherable on my low grade DVD box.

If you just must consume time travel flicks until you burst, you may explode on this one, or on Lunopolis.