- Face McShooty: I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
- Claptrap: Hey, wanna hear the new dubstep song I wrote? Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub. DROP! Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub.
- Tiny Tina: GAAAH. Here I am about to throw a tea party and the guest of honor is missing! Do me a flava and lure our guest to the party or I'll eat your babies. His name's Flesh-Stick, by the by.
- Handsome Jack: What's that saying? Never pick a fight with a man with nothing left to lose. You see bandit? I'm going to show you just how much YOU have left to lose
- [picks up Lilith]
- Handsome Jack: and I've got the most powerful siren on the planet to do it with. Lilith! kill the vault hunter. We have a date to keep with the warrior.
- Captain Flynt: At the sound of Heaton screaming for his life, it will be two thirty.
- Bandit: WHY? OH-OH GOD, WHY?
- [after the Vault Hunter has defeated both Handsome Jack and the Warrior]
- Handsome Jack: No, no, no... I can't die like this... not when I'm so close... and not at the hands of a filthy bandit! I could've saved this planet! I could have actually restored order! I wasn't supposed to die by the hands of a child-killing psychopath! You're a savage! You're a maniac! You are a bandit AND I AM THE GODDAMN HERO! The Warrior was practically a god. How - HOW in the hell have you killed my Warrior? You idiots! The Warrior could have brought peace to this planet! No more dangerous creatures! No more bandits! Pandora - it could have been a PARADISE!
- Lilith: This is the end, Vault Hunter. Either you kill Jack, or I'll kill him for you. What's it gonna be?
- Lilith: [if the Vault Hunter lets Lilith finish off Jack] That was for Roland, asshole.
- Mad Moxxi: [after a competitor in an illegal tournament has cheated] I demand to know where the ref is!
- Mr. Torgue: What the f*ck is a ref?
- Mordecai: [During the Bloodwing Boss Fight] You're gonna regret ever dragging Bloodwing into this, Jack! You're gonna watch her tear your throat out!
- Handsome Jack: [chuckles] That's cute.